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This is the basis on which commentators claim that illegal immigration is lower than ever: They just reclassify anyone they don’t want to count as “a LEGAL asylum seeker.”
From now on, we’re calling cancer “happy fun times!” Look! We’ve cured cancer!
But, wait — what are all those people dying from?
No, no, that’s nothing like cancer. It’s not even spelled the same. That’s “happy fun times.”
An illegal alien seeking asylum is still “an illegal alien.” It’s against the law to enter the country without our approval. See 8 U.S.C. 1325. Asylum is simply a defense to deportation.
We could also eliminate crime by calling convicted felons “LEGAL reversal-seekers.” Yes, a convict has a right to appeal his conviction but, until it’s reversed, he is “a convicted criminal.”
From now on, we’re calling cancer “happy fun times!” Look! We’ve cured cancer!
But, wait — what are all those people dying from?
No, no, that’s nothing like cancer. It’s not even spelled the same. That’s “happy fun times.”
An illegal alien seeking asylum is still “an illegal alien.” It’s against the law to enter the country without our approval. See 8 U.S.C. 1325. Asylum is simply a defense to deportation.
We could also eliminate crime by calling convicted felons “LEGAL reversal-seekers.” Yes, a convict has a right to appeal his conviction but, until it’s reversed, he is “a convicted criminal.”