~Mayday, Mayday~

[Dabs]

A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies.

Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

Ground control receives her call for help and answers back:
"Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First
I need you to give me your height and position."

"I'm 5'2" and sitting in the right front seat."


Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father..... who art in Heaven....

 

[zzzz]

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."