Knives are bad enough to be banned.
Hammers? A little more dangerous? Especially the roofing kind with the hatchet blade on one end!
And then there are nail GUNS. Wasn't that long we read about a woman being slaughtered in her bed, nailed to her own pillow!
Guilty verdict in nail gun killing
What's the common ingredient?
Construction.
We must immediately cease issuing building permits and jail anyone who tries to put two sticks together using anything other than milk-based glue. But wait....some people are allergic to milk........
Rage on liberals, there's no lack of material for you to ban!
Hammers? A little more dangerous? Especially the roofing kind with the hatchet blade on one end!
And then there are nail GUNS. Wasn't that long we read about a woman being slaughtered in her bed, nailed to her own pillow!
Guilty verdict in nail gun killing
What's the common ingredient?
Construction.
We must immediately cease issuing building permits and jail anyone who tries to put two sticks together using anything other than milk-based glue. But wait....some people are allergic to milk........
Rage on liberals, there's no lack of material for you to ban!