Married Couple Fight

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    Walking into the bar, Eddie said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff
    one, Henry. I just had a fight with the little woman."

    "Oh yeah?" Henry said, "And how did this one end?"

    "It was wild!" Eddie replied, "but, when it was all over, she came
    to me on her hands and knees."

    "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

    She said, "Come out from under that bed, you little chickenshit!"

    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
     
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    HEY THAT'S NOT FUNNY! Do you know how hard it is for me to get under a bed???? Never mind crawling out again.
     
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    I know how ya feel CS--especially when ya got all the cats and dogs hiding under there with ya---good one Mr. P :bow2:
     
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    A typical day at the P. residence? :D:D
     
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    yeah, and them damn dust bunnies make you sneeze and stick all over your clothes and stuff.
     
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    No. I hide in the garage. :laugh:
     
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    I can lock my bedroom but she still gets that hose underneath the door
     
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    Plug it with a dirty sock...that always calms em down. ;)
     
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    Speaking of socks . . . . A couple of months ago I came bouncing into the den wanting to watch the football game. Well, the spouse had some damn chick flick on the tube and she insisted on watching it. Told me I could go watch the game on the TV in the bedroom. Despite my best whining, she refused to relent.

    So I stomped off to the bedroom and fired up the TV there. The game was a bit one-sided and boring. So, needing something to liven up the afternoon, I went to the dresser, dug out all her pantyhose and tied knots in the ankle of every damn one of them.

    THEN I went off to hide.
     
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    Now that IS funny!
     

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