Marriage equals Communism

[neurosport]

there is nothing Free Market about marriage.

free market is when you come up to a 17 year old girl and say - will you suck my dick for $20 ? no ? how about $50 ?

after your negotiations fail you proclaim that women are too materialistic because you didn't have the $500 that the girl wanted.

then you embrace communism - a wife that that you don't even want but you THINK is free.

except nothing is free. one day you wake up to find out your wife has cut off your dick because you were watching porn instead of fucking her.

 

[xotoxi]

free market is when you come up to a 17 year old girl and say - will you suck my dick for $20 ? no ? how about $50 ?

Uh...that not free market.

It's pedophilia.

 

[neurosport]

free market is when you come up to a 17 year old girl and say - will you suck my dick for $20 ? no ? how about $50 ?

Uh...that not free market.

It's pedophilia.

that's besides the point

 

[TofuDog]

Why? This thread even has a point?

 

[editec]

there is nothing Free Market about marriage.

free market is when you come up to a 17 year old girl and say - will you suck my dick for $20 ? no ? how about $50 ?

after your negotiations fail you proclaim that women are too materialistic because you didn't have the $500 that the girl wanted.

then you embrace communism - a wife that that you don't even want but you THINK is free.

except nothing is free. one day you wake up to find out your wife has cut off your dick because you were watching porn instead of fucking her.

You are one fucked up little boy, aren't you?

 

[Agnapostate]

Uh...that not free market.

It's pedophilia.

At this point, I feel as though repetition of this fact is the equivalent of smashing my head against a brick wall, but according to the criteria established by the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (specifically DSM-IV), pedophilia is a prolonged sexual attraction to prepubescent children. Hence, sexual attraction to a 17 year old would be biologically natural, though the ethical status of acting on that attraction is another matter. However, the law currently deems it acceptable, since the age of consent is 16 in most states, 17 in several others, and 18 in a super-minority.

And there's your fun fact for the day, kids. Normally, I would have gone for the slap in the face that this thread is to rational economic analysis, but there's nothing better than variety!

 

[JBeukema]

there is nothing Free Market about marriage.

free market is when you come up to a 17 year old girl and say - will you suck my dick for $20 ? no ? how about $50 ?

after your negotiations fail you proclaim that women are too materialistic because you didn't have the $500 that the girl wanted.

then you embrace communism - a wife that that you don't even want but you THINK is free.

except nothing is free. one day you wake up to find out your wife has cut off your dick because you were watching porn instead of fucking her.

You got rejected, didn't you?

Uh...that not free market.

It's pedophilia.

You're an idiot and you need to learn English. Please, get a dictionary or an education or something. Preference for 17-year-olds would be more like ephebophilia.

Ephebophilia is a word indicating sexual preference for mid-to-late adolescents....

Because most late adolescents have physical characteristics near (or in other cases, identical) to that of full-grown adults, some level of sexual attraction to persons in the age group is common among adults of all sexual orientations.[9] The term ephebophilia is used only to describe the preference for mid to late adolescent sexual partners, not the mere presence of some level of sexual attraction.

Such a distinct preference for individuals in mid or late adolescence is not generally regarded by psychologists as a pathology when it does not interfere with other major areas of one's life. Ephebophilia is not listed by name as a mental disorder in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fourth Edition, Text Revision (DSM-IV-TR), or the ICD-10, nor is it listed as a paraphilia. This is as opposed to pedophilia, which is categorized as a specific disorder in those systems with its own diagnostic criteria.

-Wikipedia, because we'll keep the rudimentary for you

Pedophilia:: a distinct sexual preference for prepubescent children

Stupidity:: what xotoxi has been kind enough to serve as an example of for our demonstration

 

[del]

there is nothing Free Market about marriage.

free market is when you come up to a 17 year old girl and say - will you suck my dick for $20 ? no ? how about $50 ?

after your negotiations fail you proclaim that women are too materialistic because you didn't have the $500 that the girl wanted.

then you embrace communism - a wife that that you don't even want but you THINK is free.

except nothing is free. one day you wake up to find out your wife has cut off your dick because you were watching porn instead of fucking her.

You got rejected, didn't you?

Uh...that not free market.

It's pedophilia.

You're an idiot and you need to learn English. Please, get a dictionary or an education or something. Preference for 17-year-olds would be more like ephebophilia.

Ephebophilia is a word indicating sexual preference for mid-to-late adolescents....

Because most late adolescents have physical characteristics near (or in other cases, identical) to that of full-grown adults, some level of sexual attraction to persons in the age group is common among adults of all sexual orientations.[9] The term ephebophilia is used only to describe the preference for mid to late adolescent sexual partners, not the mere presence of some level of sexual attraction.

Such a distinct preference for individuals in mid or late adolescence is not generally regarded by psychologists as a pathology when it does not interfere with other major areas of one's life. Ephebophilia is not listed by name as a mental disorder in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fourth Edition, Text Revision (DSM-IV-TR), or the ICD-10, nor is it listed as a paraphilia. This is as opposed to pedophilia, which is categorized as a specific disorder in those systems with its own diagnostic criteria.

-Wikipedia, because we'll keep the rudimentary for you

Pedophilia:: a distinct sexual preference for prepubescent children

Stupidity:: what xotoxi has been kind enough to serve as an example of for our demonstration

lighten up, francis.

 

[tigerbob]

there is nothing Free Market about marriage.

free market is when you come up to a 17 year old girl and say - will you suck my dick for $20 ? no ? how about $50 ?

after your negotiations fail you proclaim that women are too materialistic because you didn't have the $500 that the girl wanted.

then you embrace communism - a wife that that you don't even want but you THINK is free.

except nothing is free. one day you wake up to find out your wife has cut off your dick because you were watching porn instead of fucking her.

That thought wasn't worth the electricity you used to create it.

 

[neurosport]

there is nothing Free Market about marriage.

free market is when you come up to a 17 year old girl and say - will you suck my dick for $20 ? no ? how about $50 ?

after your negotiations fail you proclaim that women are too materialistic because you didn't have the $500 that the girl wanted.

then you embrace communism - a wife that that you don't even want but you THINK is free.

except nothing is free. one day you wake up to find out your wife has cut off your dick because you were watching porn instead of fucking her.

That thought wasn't worth the electricity you used to create it.

let me guess - because you don't agree ?

 

[DamnYankee]

there is nothing Free Market about marriage.

free market is when you come up to a 17 year old girl and say - will you suck my dick for $20 ? no ? how about $50 ?

after your negotiations fail you proclaim that women are too materialistic because you didn't have the $500 that the girl wanted.

then you embrace communism - a wife that that you don't even want but you THINK is free.

except nothing is free. one day you wake up to find out your wife has cut off your dick because you were watching porn instead of fucking her.

Actually, your theory is skewed.... If you THOUGHT with the head on your shoulders instead of the one between your legs, you'd be free to pursue all those other interests you have....

 

[RetiredGySgt]

Why is this in religion and ethics? This belongs in the gutter.

 

[RetiredGySgt]

Uh...that not free market.

It's pedophilia.

At this point, I feel as though repetition of this fact is the equivalent of smashing my head against a brick wall, but according to the criteria established by the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (specifically DSM-IV), pedophilia is a prolonged sexual attraction to prepubescent children. Hence, sexual attraction to a 17 year old would be biologically natural, though the ethical status of acting on that attraction is another matter. However, the law currently deems it acceptable, since the age of consent is 16 in most states, 17 in several others, and 18 in a super-minority.

And there's your fun fact for the day, kids. Normally, I would have gone for the slap in the face that this thread is to rational economic analysis, but there's nothing better than variety!

Hate to break your bubble but if a 50 year old has sex with a 17 year old no matter the age of consent he or she that is 50 can and is usually charged with a CRIME. This includes 16 year old's in states where the age of consent is 16.

You may want to "bone" up on legal realities.

 

[Yukon]

Dont excite the GAYsgt with all this penis talk.

 

[neurosport]

Hate to break your bubble but if a 50 year old has sex with a 17 year old no matter the age of consent he or she that is 50 can and is usually charged with a CRIME. This includes 16 year old's in states where the age of consent is 16.

You may want to "bone" up on legal realities.

wait a second - can you clarify this ?

what exactly is age of consent then ?

 

[Yukon]

what exactly is age of consent then ?

In Utah it's about 6, for Muslims it doesnt matter. I dont know about the Jews.

 

[Agnapostate]

-Wikipedia, because we'll keep the rudimentary for you

Pedophilia:: a distinct sexual preference for prepubescent children

Stupidity:: what xotoxi has been kind enough to serve as an example of for our demonstration

Actually, pedophilia need not be a distinct preference. Any existence of sexual attraction to prepubescent children, even if subordinate to a stronger sexual attraction to adults, constitutes nonexclusive pedophilia.

Hate to break your bubble but if a 50 year old has sex with a 17 year old no matter the age of consent he or she that is 50 can and is usually charged with a CRIME. This includes 16 year old's in states where the age of consent is 16.

You may want to "bone" up on legal realities.

Y'know, I'm getting a little sick of you idiots who don't know what you're talking about spewing bullshit about the law and then calling me a deviant for accurately reporting what it is. The age of consent as I referred to it is specifically the age of sexual consent, not the age of majority, as you apparently believe. The age of majority is 18 in 46 states, and 19 in 4.

 

[KittenKoder]

what exactly is age of consent then ?

In Utah it's about 6, for Muslims it doesnt matter. I dont know about the Jews.

For Catholics it's 10 ... as long as they are alter boys.

 

[JBeukema]

Actually, pedophilia need not be a distinct preference. Any existence of sexual attraction to prepubescent children, even if subordinate to a stronger sexual attraction to adults, constitutes nonexclusive pedophilia.

I stand corrected. I was not aware of that detail.

Hate to break your bubble but if a 50 year old has sex with a 17 year old no matter the age of consent he or she that is 50 can and is usually charged with a CRIME. This includes 16 year old's in states where the age of consent is 16.

You may want to "bone" up on legal realities.

Not if the age of consent in 17 (or under), moron.

The age of majority is 18 in 46 states, and 19 in 4.

I did a quick google and got the following numbers from about.com

Arkansas 18 or graduation from high school, whichever is later
Mississippi 21
Nevada 18, or if still in high school at 18, 19 or graduation, whichever comes sooner

ohio, wisconisn, and utah also were 18 or raduation (whichever is first)

Tennessee and Virginia were 18 or graduation (whichever is later)

 

[Agnapostate]

I did a quick google and got the following numbers from about.com

Arkansas 18 or graduation from high school, whichever is later
Mississippi 21
Nevada 18, or if still in high school at 18, 19 or graduation, whichever comes sooner

ohio, wisconisn, and utah also were 18 or raduation (whichever is first)

Tennessee and Virginia were 18 or graduation (whichever is later)

I'd heard tell of Alabama maintaining an age of majority of 19, too, though I'd have to check.