Marriage equals Communism

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    there is nothing Free Market about marriage.

    free market is when you come up to a 17 year old girl and say - will you suck my dick for $20 ? no ? how about $50 ?

    after your negotiations fail you proclaim that women are too materialistic because you didn't have the $500 that the girl wanted.

    then you embrace communism - a wife that that you don't even want but you THINK is free.

    except nothing is free. one day you wake up to find out your wife has cut off your dick because you were watching porn instead of fucking her.
     
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    Uh...that not free market.

    It's pedophilia.
     
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    that's besides the point :)
     
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    Why? This thread even has a point?
     
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    You are one fucked up little boy, aren't you?
     
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    At this point, I feel as though repetition of this fact is the equivalent of smashing my head against a brick wall, but according to the criteria established by the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (specifically DSM-IV), pedophilia is a prolonged sexual attraction to prepubescent children. Hence, sexual attraction to a 17 year old would be biologically natural, though the ethical status of acting on that attraction is another matter. However, the law currently deems it acceptable, since the age of consent is 16 in most states, 17 in several others, and 18 in a super-minority.

    And there's your fun fact for the day, kids. Normally, I would have gone for the slap in the face that this thread is to rational economic analysis, but there's nothing better than variety! :cool:
     
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    You got rejected, didn't you?

    You're an idiot and you need to learn English. Please, get a dictionary or an education or something. Preference for 17-year-olds would be more like ephebophilia.

    -Wikipedia, because we'll keep the rudimentary for you

    Pedophilia:: a distinct sexual preference for prepubescent children

    Stupidity:: what xotoxi has been kind enough to serve as an example of for our demonstration
     
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    lighten up, francis.
     
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    That thought wasn't worth the electricity you used to create it.
     
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    let me guess - because you don't agree ?
     

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