The creative team of myself and The Axis of Stevil strike again! This one is "Mandate" based on the old trucker song, "Convoy" by C.W. McCall. Steve wrote the lyrics, I did the score, the instrumentals, the vocals and produced. http://eipnetworks.com/mandate.mp3 Lyrics for sing-along: (On the phone) Yea, MSNBC, this here is the President. I got a talking point for you guys over there. Uh... yea, uh... fer sure fer sure. By golly, we're taking over the Capitol. Mark my words, Olbermann, we got the majority now good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got ourselves a mandate! (1st verse) It was as cold as December on the 4th of November when they voted us lefties in. The Democrats took the House and the Senate and a Marxist President. We was headed for D.C. in a couple months so I picked up my telephone. I said "Pelosi, this here's your President and we're about to let America know. (Chorus) We got a left wing mandate, stickin it to the right. Yeah we got a left wing mandate, to take away your rights. Come on and join our mandate, no law's gonna stand in our way. We're gonna push our left wing mandate upon the U.S.A. Mandate! (on the phone) Uh, yea Kennedy? This here's the Prez. You want socialized medicine? Yea, give it about 6 months or so. Gotta say the economy is better first. (2nd verse) By the time we got to Washington we had 300 seats in all. But there's a wire tap on Blagojevich and the Feds had ears in his walls. Yea them Feds were on him like bugs on a bumper, Rham was even tapped by the fuzz. I said "Callin all Dems, this here's the Prez. Blago's going under the bus. (Chorus) We got a left wing mandate, stickin it to the right. We got a left wing mandate, to take away your rights. Come on and join our mandate, no law's gonna stand in our way. We're gonna push our left wing mandate upon the U.S.A. Mandate! (On the phone) Uh... you said who's having a protest, Speaker? Negatory. We're the one's who protest. Yea, we'll have to get ACORN to infiltrate those tea parties then. (3rd verse) We ran right over the straight talk express like a hammer and sickle on wheels. We tore up our Campaign promises and made some special interest deals. By the time we'd been there 30 days the market took a dump. So we stole some money from your kids and tried to prop it up. There's bridges, roads, and walkways, and loans we can never repay. Yea, that stimulus was full of pork but we passed it anyway. We bailed out banks and AIG with a trillion borrowed bucks. There was nothing left to bail out Chrysler, Pontiac, or GM Trucks. (on the phone) Uhh... Get me Hillary. Yea, Hillary? I want you to schedule me a trip around the world. I'm gonna go around apologizing for America's arrogance. Yea, and tell the terrorists we're not mad at them. (4th verse) We doubled the debt in about two months and that's before the budget passed. Those tea parties sprouted up everywhere, yea those Republicans sure are mad. I said "Pelosi, this here's the President. We just ain't a gonna pay them no mind. We'll just tax the rich till we're outta this I sez "No millionaire left behind". (chorus) We got a left wing mandate, stickin it to the right. We got a left wing mandate, to take away your rights. Come on and join our mandate, no law's gonna stand in our way. We're gonna push our left wing mandate upon the U.S.A. Mandate! (On phone) Uhh.. yea, Kennedy. Where's my teleprompter? Denver? Well, I can handle the people out there for sure for sure. Yea, Teddy. You just stay back here. Keep some beer in your glass and the feds off my -- tail And speakin of tails, you got any dogs for the kids in that puppy mill o' yours? Yeah don't worry bout PETA they don't really care Oh and Get Michelle a new dress. She's gonna change on the plane. We gone. Bye bye.