Man Defecates In Store, Steals Candy, Leaves Dirty Undies, Lashes At Schoolchildren

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"He pulled down his pants, squatted on the floor and pooped," the 21-year-old female cashier said in court.


The cashier explained further that the man proceeded to insult her while he relieved himself on the floor of the store.


After he'd finished his business, the 45-year-old left the store, snatching some candy on the way, and leaving behind a pile of excrement and his dirty undies, according to the cashier.

After being denied another defence attorney, the man expressed his lack of confidence in the court in front of a gallery filled with schoolchildren on a field trip.


"I'm not going to participate in this damn farce," he exclaimed before storming out of the courtroom.


Despite the judge's explanation that leaving the courtroom would deprive him of the chance to tell his side of the story, the man refused to return, prompting the judge to order him placed in a nearby room where he heard the proceedings through an intercom.
Man Defecates In Store, Steals Candy, Leaves Dirty Undies, And Lashes Out At Schoolchildren



WTF is wrong with some people? :cuckoo:
 
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Keith Olbermann was just bored since he's no longer working and was trying to stir things up.
 
Glen Beck couldn't find the nearest port-o-pottie and was having an insulin attack.
 
"He pulled down his pants, squatted on the floor and pooped," the 21-year-old female cashier said in court.


The cashier explained further that the man proceeded to insult her while he relieved himself on the floor of the store.


After he'd finished his business, the 45-year-old left the store, snatching some candy on the way, and leaving behind a pile of excrement and his dirty undies, according to the cashier.

After being denied another defence attorney, the man expressed his lack of confidence in the court in front of a gallery filled with schoolchildren on a field trip.


"I'm not going to participate in this damn farce," he exclaimed before storming out of the courtroom.


Despite the judge's explanation that leaving the courtroom would deprive him of the chance to tell his side of the story, the man refused to return, prompting the judge to order him placed in a nearby room where he heard the proceedings through an intercom.
Man Defecates In Store, Steals Candy, Leaves Dirty Undies, And Lashes Out At Schoolchildren



WTF is wrong with some people? :cuckoo:

We just had "devil dog" here in South Carolina. A woman hung her pit bull and then burned it because it chewed on her Bible and therefore was clearly a servant of Satan.

"Devil Dog": Woman Burned, Hanged Dog Who Chewed Bible, Say S.C. Police - Crimesider - CBS News
 
"He pulled down his pants, squatted on the floor and pooped," the 21-year-old female cashier said in court.


The cashier explained further that the man proceeded to insult her while he relieved himself on the floor of the store.


After he'd finished his business, the 45-year-old left the store, snatching some candy on the way, and leaving behind a pile of excrement and his dirty undies, according to the cashier.

After being denied another defence attorney, the man expressed his lack of confidence in the court in front of a gallery filled with schoolchildren on a field trip.


"I'm not going to participate in this damn farce," he exclaimed before storming out of the courtroom.


Despite the judge's explanation that leaving the courtroom would deprive him of the chance to tell his side of the story, the man refused to return, prompting the judge to order him placed in a nearby room where he heard the proceedings through an intercom.
Man Defecates In Store, Steals Candy, Leaves Dirty Undies, And Lashes Out At Schoolchildren



WTF is wrong with some people? :cuckoo:

Oh, probably mentally insane, and denied treatment in in this budget crisis. Just be glad he shit instead of whipping out an ozzie and opening a few pumpkin heads at the register, before grabbing his candy bars and leaving.
 
"He pulled down his pants, squatted on the floor and pooped," the 21-year-old female cashier said in court.


The cashier explained further that the man proceeded to insult her while he relieved himself on the floor of the store.


After he'd finished his business, the 45-year-old left the store, snatching some candy on the way, and leaving behind a pile of excrement and his dirty undies, according to the cashier.
After being denied another defence attorney, the man expressed his lack of confidence in the court in front of a gallery filled with schoolchildren on a field trip.


"I'm not going to participate in this damn farce," he exclaimed before storming out of the courtroom.


Despite the judge's explanation that leaving the courtroom would deprive him of the chance to tell his side of the story, the man refused to return, prompting the judge to order him placed in a nearby room where he heard the proceedings through an intercom.
Man Defecates In Store, Steals Candy, Leaves Dirty Undies, And Lashes Out At Schoolchildren



WTF is wrong with some people? :cuckoo:

I didn't read the article.

Did he defecate in the middle of the floor, or in the corner?

It will make a significant difference in the court's ruling.
 

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