Man cuts off penis and testicles

[jimnyc]

A man who cut off his penis and testicles, was found running naked down a Canadian city street screaming "Repent, repent, fornicators."

The man was spotted running down the street in Penticton, British Columbia, wearing only a woolly hat.

Paramedics covered him in a sheet before taking him to hospital.

His severed penis and testicles were later found in his home.

It's not known if the body parts can be re-attached.

Police say the man was placed in custody under Canada's Mental Health Act, reports the Winnipeg Sun.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_889451.html?menu=news.weirdworld.badtaste

 

[Johnney]

probably one of the members of this board after Janeen,, Sandy, and Lil got done hosing them down with porn and afflicting his mind!

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by Johnney
probably one of the members of this board after Janeen,, Sandy, and Lil got done hosing them down with porn and afflicting his mind!

I'll tell ya what, if I had to live with one of them fat fucks that they post, I just might cut my willy off too! Put the little guy outta his misery!

 

[Johnney]

no shit! save him from being eaten off!

 

[MtnBiker]

Jim, your'e starting to worry me. 2 posts in one day involving penises.

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by MtnBiker
Jim, your'e starting to worry me. 2 posts in one day involving penises.

Don't worry, I still bat for the right team! I just have to wonder how pathetic these guys lives must be when they go as far as to do that. I'd sooner cut my arm or leg off!

 

[MtnBiker]

I'm just giving you grief. What dumbass would cut off his own member?

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by MtnBiker
I'm just giving you grief. What dumbass would cut off his own member?

I dunno, you gotta be seriously fucked in the head to even think of doing something like that though. It wasn't good enough for this guy to just lop it off (family jewels and all), he wasn't satisfied until he ran down the road and showed off his handywork!

 

[Johnney]

well maybe he was proud of his workmanship?

 

[Dan]

I don't blame him, I got it caught in my zipper one time and I wanted to run down the road screaming!

 

[Johnney]

if your junk is big enough you dont have that problem

 

[MtnBiker]

:teeth: Sorry Dan, you walked right into that one.

 

[jon_forward]

is that why you wear alot of sweats now????

 

[Dan]

That's why I never wear pants now.

Woah, what? Did I say that out loud?