Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

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    Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table | Firstcoastnews.com | Strange and Unusual

    Which USMB members do you think has also been accused of a similar crime?

    Do you think the definition of marriage should include man and patio table?
     
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    Now that's some wood!
     
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    Now ON a picnic table I could understand....
     
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    Exactly what kind of condom would be appropriate for this event? And I wonder if his medical plan covers splinters.
     
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    Did the picnic table give consent, or was it rape?
     
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    I think he misunderstood when the coach said that he would ride the pine.
     
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    Hefty hefty hefty .... wimpy wimpy wimpy!
     
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    The question is exactly how old the picnic table was at the time of the incident?
     
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    In human years, or picnic table years?
     
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    Oh I'd fuck a cute table in a heartbeat.
     
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