Male/Female Bedtime Prayer

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    FEMALE PRAYER

    Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a
    creep.
    One who's handsome, smart & strong.
    One who loves to listen long.
    One who thinks before he speaks.
    When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
    I pray that he is gainfully employed
    When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
    Massages my back & begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.

    MALE PRAYER

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge breasts
    who owns a liquor store & a boat.
    Amen.
     
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    AMEN!
     
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    You got that right!!


    :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
     
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    HAHAAHAHA! that's great!
     
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    LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!

    Got the male part nailed.. The female part could be shortened to praying for a male that can at least fold a bath towel in quarters...
     
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    Fixed :)
     
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    Oh, sure.. *Those* details you guys can catch..but wiping the *whole* counter down is still a mystery to you...
     
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    We only need to wipe off the part where our hot nympho wives sit while we go to work on them! :D
     
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    Pig.

    :slap: :lame2: :D
     
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    Actually my wife likes it when I perform said acts! :D
     

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