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Who spends that much time measuring their dicks?

Please tell me it's a joke and you guys don't really do that, at least not after you turn 16.
 
Who spends that much time measuring their dicks?

Please tell me it's a joke and you guys don't really do that, at least not after you turn 16.

I don't know about the other guys but a certain point you stop, first ...ahh... successful mission was enough for me...:rolleyes:
 
Who spends that much time measuring their dicks?

Please tell me it's a joke and you guys don't really do that, at least not after you turn 16.

No joke, and I'm really regretting it. I have to wear baggy pants and I got this chunk of meat flopping around getting bruises on my legs and I have to be careful not to sit on it. Not to mention the women pounding on my door at all hours of the night. I just can't get any privacy anymore.

It's just frustrating and a major pain in the ass.
 
I have always notice most men who talk about how great their penis is usually have a small skinny one. ;)
 
When viagra first came out, my mom was working in a VA hospital (she worked there more than 10 years..I can't remember if it was 10 or 14..anyway)...

She was completely disgusted by the numbers of filthy, addicted, alcoholic, excessively AGED and very sick (physically, as well as mentally) men who would come in regularly for their viagra. Paid for by, you got it, the federal government.

None of these guys had women. WTF?

a guy serves his country the guy deserves a little help getting wood.
 
It worked for Bob!!!!

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back to the question....girth is more important than length. 80% or so of the nerve endings in the vagina are located within 3 inches of the opening...as for enhancement drugs....no they do not work.

viagra is a very dangerous drug....does anyone else find it odd that insurance pays for viagra but not birth control?
 
Arthur, an 85 year old gentleman goes to his doctor and asks for some Viagra pills. The doctor agrees to give him the pills but asks him why in the world would he want them? Arthur says, "I think I really need them." The doctor simply says, "OK." Arthur then asks the doctor if he would cut them into fourths when he dispenses them. The doctor tells Arthur that just a fourth of a pill would not give him what was necessary for him to have sex. Arthur replies, "Sex? I don't want the pills for sex. I'm just tired of peeing on my shoes!"
 
I don't know what works, pills, stretchers, a rubber hammer and I could care less.

I do know one thing, I'm damn sick of the commercials and adds.

Ya, take these pills and the ladies swarm......:lol:

If that was true there would be quite a run on crew socks!

Besides ladies does it really matter...:question:

(for those who do care)
tough luck..:lol:

Traction devices work. I gained 1 3/8 inches using one. It took me 11 months averaging 110 hours per month wearing the device.

I'm happy.

Hah! So Thinman now has a thin dong!
 
back to the question....girth is more important than length. 80% or so of the nerve endings in the vagina are located within 3 inches of the opening...as for enhancement drugs....no they do not work.

viagra is a very dangerous drug....does anyone else find it odd that insurance pays for viagra but not birth control?

Er..insurance does pay for birth control, strolling.
 
I knew a guy who took four Viagra before making love. He was fine, but couldn't get rid of his erection. He was still stiff the following day and didn't know what to do. I told him to put a stone in his shoe. He did and it worked. It made him limp!
 

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