Mad Scientists' Southwest Swineflu Soiree!

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  1. Mad Scientist
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    Hey all! Just to let ya' know, Mrs. Scientist and I will be headed to Americas' southwest for a few weeks vacation starting on the 6th. We're gonna' start in Vegas then visit friends and family in Arizona, California and (Gasp!) MEXICO! My Dad owns quite a nice home there directly on the beach in Rosarita. (Rosarito?) The government has issued a travel warning but they haven't restricted travel to Mexico for US Citizens.

    Anyway, seeing as how you conspiracy nuts on this board (Terral, i'm looking in your direction) seem to think this swine flu outbreak is a big government conspiracy to take our rights and control our very thoughts, I figure to have some fun with it. What could be more fun than Vegas you ask?

    Well that's where you all come in. I'm looking for suggestions as to where to go, what to photograph and maybe try to find a few of these swine flu victims (if I can find one) and get the straight poop or "Montezumas' Revenge" so to speak. It's my belief that this is just a normal outbreak of the flu that has been sensationalized by the press, not the government.

    All suggestions will be considered even those from the aforementioned conspiracy nut. This is a vacation, so I'd like to have fun with this.

    Thanks in advance!

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    Put 20 bucks on green seven for me, will ya?
     
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    Hi Mad:

    Let’s see . . . The Govt has issued a travel warning, but has not restricted travel . . .

    This “novel” Military Laboratory-created Swine/Avian/Human Hybrid Bio-weapon Virus (my thread) has YET TO MUTATE into many different killer strains (story), so perhaps you have time for fun, fun, fun. We have yet to determine whether or not this current virus strain is the precursor to a “Main Event” later in the fall (story), OR if this is the real deal today. Either way, my feeling is that the time is now to be prepared for the worst while hoping for the best.

    You want to visit the Mexican hospitals and especially the emergency rooms for friendly games of ‘pitch and catch.’ The object is to shake as many hands of coughing Mexicans with flu-like symptoms, so that you can play in the ‘pitch’ position when visiting your family in Mexico ‘and’ especially your family here in America. Just jump back and forth across the southern border like a Mexican Jumping Bean and get the straight poop ASAP . . .

    The Mad Scientist should realize that April and May is NOT the start of the normal flu season (Wiki). You should also realize that this ‘novel’ virus contains DNA from pigs, birds and humans (story) that this world has never seen. This kind of bio-weapon can only be created in a laboratory (link), which means your ‘normal outbreak’ theory is a load of crap.

    I suppose the little boy running through town yelling “Wolf!!!” is a tinfoil hat-wearing conspiracy theory idiot by those trying to sleep . . .

    GL,

    Terral
     
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    The only thing I'm concerned about in Mexico is the Drug wars, Montezumas' Revenge and being overcharged for a Corona. In other words, the same things I've always been concerned about with Mexico.
    My father is a Mormon living in Mexico. He and his wife go to Hospitals, Orphaneges and sometimes Leper Colonies all over Mexico. Never, once, have they caught a disease from the locals.
    But of course, anyone stupid enough to play "pitch and catch" as you call it with the locals should be worried about catching something a little more damaging and permanent than the flu.
    Oh really?:
    Flu Season, When Does It Start?
    See, this would be May so the "Staged 9/11 Style Event To Take All Our Rights And Freedoms" flu outbreak would be on the wane. This is further confirmed by:
    VOA News - Mexico Hopeful Swine Flu Slowing
    See? It's lessening. That means it was a normal flu season.
    And no Terral, you're not the Little Boy Who Cried Wolf, you're the internet poster who cries "Conspiracy" at every turn to make yourself look intelligent.

    Sidebar: Our bags are packed and our plane reservations are confirmed. Mrs. Scientist and I should be in Vegas by 3:30 pm, west coast time tomorrow the 6th.
    I don't know how often I'll have access to a computer and update this thread but I'll try my best! ;)
     
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    Hi Mad:

    Let me get this straight: The Mad Scientist is making preparations to run across the border into Mexico where the Global Pandemic originated, but he is only concerned about the Mexican Drug Wars and diarrhea and being overcharged during his drunken binge. Now that the travel warnings have been issued (story), then the Mad Scientist is ready to throw caution to the wind. Now I understand the meaning of “Mad” (as in Crazy Scientist ) . . .

    I see that playing Russian Roulette runs in the Mad Scientist family. The sad reality is that this virus was deliberately designed to create 'carriers' showing no symptoms at all, so the Mad Scientist is forcing everyone around him to navigate his self-created minefield by simply shaking his hand . . .

    Since this Bio-weapon Virus has yet to mutate, then you have no idea if the killer strain might pop up during your trip (my recent post).

    I do believe that the Mad Scientist has gone coo-coo :)cuckoo:).

    GL,

    Terral
     
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    stay out of the four corners area....they still have bubonic plague
     
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    Hello everyone!
    Been a while since I posted but I wanted the Virus a chance to mutate before I posted.
    We arrived in Las Vegas last week and woke up the next morning with a terrible headache! It was more likely all the beer I drank than any virus though.
    Ate a a great Mexican joint last night, no puking this morning.
    I was jogging this morning on the beach here in Mexico today but I didn't see anyone wearing a mask, coughing or throwing up blood.
    Watched the Mexican Air Force (Pelicans) make dive bomb runs on fish out in the ocean for a while, other than that, all is well.
     
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    well, if that is his plan, it isnt working
     
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    Hi Dive and Mad:

    The Swine/Avian/Human Bio-weapon Virus is still gestating/mutating/recombining in the general population in search of the right host. In the movie "Outbreak" (link) that was a little monkey . . .

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj9SUJdpJS4"]. . . Outbreak Trailer . . .[/ame]

    . . . but we still have no clues about where this New World Order "Planned" Outbreak will begin. The perfect recombination host will have swine and avian flu antibodies that allow the current parent strain to mutate into the New World Order Genocidal MONSTER that should be hitting the world population sometime this fall . . .

    The super recombinant processes are explained by Dr. Deagle in the first video here (Post #123) from my "Mexican Swine Flu Could Be The Expected 9/11-like Event" Topic.

    GL,

    Terral
     
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    :rofl:

    using a hollywood movie to support his claims
     

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