- Sep 22, 2013
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Criminal insanity is so intriguing, and it serves as the inspiring topic for nearly all Batman (DC Comics) stories, so here's a Mad Hatter fan-fic inspired by the dementia-caricature films Saw, Alice in Wonderland, Primal Fear, and From Hell.
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"You look at me so smug, 'Batman,' because you do not understand my origin-story. Unlike you, I was not driven by an overwhelming sense of retribution created by some daydream-fantasy to avenge the wrongdoings done to those who loved me dearly. No, I watched my alcoholic father beat my mother to death in a fit of rage when I was young, a mother who cared nothing for me and left me to love her when she was only abandoned by God. Your 'crusade' against crime in Gotham City (as a vigilante) is a crusade, whereas my 'mission' is both personal and undeniable to my tragic life." ---Mad Hatter
"Hatter, I'm not arguing with you about the frustrations that lead to criminal motivations. You're incarcerated in Arkham Asylum, because the Gotham D.A. Harvey Dent believed your crimes (albeit purely horrific) warranted mental treatment more than the death-penalty. I'll be working with Dent to assure Arkham's psychologists can learn a great deal about proper approaches to criminal insanity as we learn about how you became the monster you are today." ---Batman
"That sounds like an excellent 'itinerary,' but I doubt the public out there cares as much about 'criminal psychology research' as they do about the media-thrills of televised 'swift justice' and 'pedestrian street-revenge.' Those of us who are criminally insane have the odd blessing to contemplate why our madness makes us 'kings of anarchy,' and we take on the burden of being hated as well as feared. You do realize, Batman that the reason Gothamites are both repulsed and drawn to news-stories about crime is because the modern world you call 'civilization' makes urban congestion a 'firecracker' for the unbearable yearning to defy the police." ---Mad Hatter
"You speak eloquently, and many people who suffer from mental handicaps or general insanity sometimes exhibit great sensitivity to social conditions and human frailty. However, that does not 'exonerate' you from the responsibility of trying to understand the motivations behind your macabre deeds. You say you saw your drunken father beat your unloving mother to death (right in front of you when you were a young boy!), but how does that explain why you organized a crime-gang which kidnapped helpless prostitutes and performed all kinds of ghastly experiments on them? Two prostitutes were raped and drugged to death before their internal organs were removed by surgical devices and delivered to the footsteps of the Gotham police station!" ---Batman
"We did worse than that, Batman. Three prostitutes were split in half by a sabre and then their heads were mailed to the house of the Gotham mayor. You wonder why I do what I do, because you have the luxury of not having to 'dissect' the psychological curiosity about the unlimited anarchy of hell. My mind was darkened, and now I'm stuck being a ''self-destruction' philosopher. Gotham prostitutes make the impressionable young teenage girls of Gotham think that virginity is simply unholy. My mission is one of 'etiquette cleansing' and I do it for my mother! That's why those prostitutes were doomed." ---Mad Hatter
"Hatter, you have to reflect on why your personal anguish drove you to kill women in such bizarre fashion. You say these prostitutes 'blasphemed' the sacred flesh-respect of virginity and drove you to remove their internal organs. A woman is a 'species diplomat' of fertility, yes, but they do not carry the entire blame for the problem of lust and must therefore be treated with the same 'empathy' you seek for yourself. When a woman loses her virginity, her body changes, and if you see the sacredness of that, you won't try to kill random challenged women to 'avenge' the honor of your unloving mother." ---Batman
"So Eve can ruin her body, but Adam has no right to dominate her...in any way! Well, you're an idealist I will never be, but I hope you will consider the full spectrum of criminal insanity when you consider that the gravity of my 'mission' is in the conviction that crime and sin are sometimes 'purged' by hellfire...not baptism! Nevertheless, I await to see the kind of treatment programs Arkham Asylum doctors have in store for me and the other inmates of this 'democratic institution'. By the way, your friend, the D.A. Harvey Dent, is merely two steps away from becoming your dangerous prosecution-methodology rival!" ---Mad Hatter
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"You look at me so smug, 'Batman,' because you do not understand my origin-story. Unlike you, I was not driven by an overwhelming sense of retribution created by some daydream-fantasy to avenge the wrongdoings done to those who loved me dearly. No, I watched my alcoholic father beat my mother to death in a fit of rage when I was young, a mother who cared nothing for me and left me to love her when she was only abandoned by God. Your 'crusade' against crime in Gotham City (as a vigilante) is a crusade, whereas my 'mission' is both personal and undeniable to my tragic life." ---Mad Hatter
"Hatter, I'm not arguing with you about the frustrations that lead to criminal motivations. You're incarcerated in Arkham Asylum, because the Gotham D.A. Harvey Dent believed your crimes (albeit purely horrific) warranted mental treatment more than the death-penalty. I'll be working with Dent to assure Arkham's psychologists can learn a great deal about proper approaches to criminal insanity as we learn about how you became the monster you are today." ---Batman
"That sounds like an excellent 'itinerary,' but I doubt the public out there cares as much about 'criminal psychology research' as they do about the media-thrills of televised 'swift justice' and 'pedestrian street-revenge.' Those of us who are criminally insane have the odd blessing to contemplate why our madness makes us 'kings of anarchy,' and we take on the burden of being hated as well as feared. You do realize, Batman that the reason Gothamites are both repulsed and drawn to news-stories about crime is because the modern world you call 'civilization' makes urban congestion a 'firecracker' for the unbearable yearning to defy the police." ---Mad Hatter
"You speak eloquently, and many people who suffer from mental handicaps or general insanity sometimes exhibit great sensitivity to social conditions and human frailty. However, that does not 'exonerate' you from the responsibility of trying to understand the motivations behind your macabre deeds. You say you saw your drunken father beat your unloving mother to death (right in front of you when you were a young boy!), but how does that explain why you organized a crime-gang which kidnapped helpless prostitutes and performed all kinds of ghastly experiments on them? Two prostitutes were raped and drugged to death before their internal organs were removed by surgical devices and delivered to the footsteps of the Gotham police station!" ---Batman
"We did worse than that, Batman. Three prostitutes were split in half by a sabre and then their heads were mailed to the house of the Gotham mayor. You wonder why I do what I do, because you have the luxury of not having to 'dissect' the psychological curiosity about the unlimited anarchy of hell. My mind was darkened, and now I'm stuck being a ''self-destruction' philosopher. Gotham prostitutes make the impressionable young teenage girls of Gotham think that virginity is simply unholy. My mission is one of 'etiquette cleansing' and I do it for my mother! That's why those prostitutes were doomed." ---Mad Hatter
"Hatter, you have to reflect on why your personal anguish drove you to kill women in such bizarre fashion. You say these prostitutes 'blasphemed' the sacred flesh-respect of virginity and drove you to remove their internal organs. A woman is a 'species diplomat' of fertility, yes, but they do not carry the entire blame for the problem of lust and must therefore be treated with the same 'empathy' you seek for yourself. When a woman loses her virginity, her body changes, and if you see the sacredness of that, you won't try to kill random challenged women to 'avenge' the honor of your unloving mother." ---Batman
"So Eve can ruin her body, but Adam has no right to dominate her...in any way! Well, you're an idealist I will never be, but I hope you will consider the full spectrum of criminal insanity when you consider that the gravity of my 'mission' is in the conviction that crime and sin are sometimes 'purged' by hellfire...not baptism! Nevertheless, I await to see the kind of treatment programs Arkham Asylum doctors have in store for me and the other inmates of this 'democratic institution'. By the way, your friend, the D.A. Harvey Dent, is merely two steps away from becoming your dangerous prosecution-methodology rival!" ---Mad Hatter
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