Machete

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    A wonderful film for the whole Familia, in fact, bring along the whole RAZA!!

    My favorite scene was nude Jessica Alba, nude Lindsay Lohan, and nude Michelle Rodriguez, some Other Nude Hispanic Chick in the opening scene, and the Nude MILF of Lohan's character

    Happily, none of the males casted appeared nude:

    Danny Trejo
    Steven Seagal
    Cheech Marin
    Don Johnson
    Robert De Niro

    Or even in Tighty Whites. Indeed Seagal seemed perfectly clothed in what appeared to be some Oriental Tent.

    Machete is a B-movie designed to characterize the illegal immigration debate in an extremely, Extremely, Bias POV of Mexicans who believe the US border is patrolled ONLY by murderous vigilantes that oddly have no effect on illegal immigration.
     
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    Does everybody die? I love shoot em ups, but I like them to have a sufficiently cheesy ending or I feel like I've been ripped off. Plus it depresses me.
     
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    Love Danny. Great actor, in my opinion. Michelle Rodriques...shes great too.
     
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    Outside of the manditory opening scene When-The-Villian-Kills-The-Hero's-Family, there's only one protagonist that meets an untimely end.

    BTW, the squal to Machete is, "Machete Kills!"

    and the Threequal is, "Machete Kills, AGAIN!!"
     
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    Was a great film and very funny.
     

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