Lying

[Sky Dancer]

I do have a spare, but it's pretty strange.

 

[uscitizen]

Have you ever tried to lie 100% of the time?

I'm gonna give it whirl.

I am having trouble imagining you as a right wing nut.

 

[Sky Dancer]

I'm voting for Rick Perry.

 

[Lokiate]

This thread fails.

 

[uscitizen]

This thread fails.

Is that a lie?

 

[California Girl]

I'm voting for Rick Perry.

Racist.

 

[uscitizen]

Did your lying start before or after the OP?

 

[Sky Dancer]

I'm voting for Rick Perry.

Racist.

Homophobe.

 

[Sky Dancer]

Did your lying start before or after the OP?

I've never told the truth a day in my life. Everything you think you know about me is a lie.

 

[uscitizen]

I'm voting for Rick Perry.

Racist.

Homophobe.

Umm that was not a lie?

 

[Lokiate]

This thread fails.

Is that a lie?

Magic 8-Ball says "very doubtful".

 

[Amelia]

I was in a car crash and I lost my face.

Did you have a spare?







edit: grrrrrr, someone beat me to it!!!!!!!!!!


and her version was better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't take me on, Rookie. You will lose.

 

[uscitizen]

Did your lying start before or after the OP?

I've never told the truth a day in my life. Everything you think you know about me is a lie.

If it started before the oP then all this has been the truth?
Because if everything you say is a lie, then when you say you lie you are really telling the truth and lying about telling the truth?
But then that would be a lie??
But then if you are lying it would be the truth???????

 

[Ernie S.]

Did your lying start before or after the OP?

I've never told the truth a day in my life. Everything you think you know about me is a lie.

I believe I've referred to you as "reasonably intelligent" Thanks for setting me straight.

 

[Sky Dancer]

Racist.

Homophobe.

Umm that was not a lie?

No, it wasn't a lie.

 

[Sky Dancer]

Did your lying start before or after the OP?

I've never told the truth a day in my life. Everything you think you know about me is a lie.

I believe I've referred to you as "reasonably intelligent" Thanks for setting me straight.

No, I have low intelligence. Barely made it through the sixth grade.

 

[Ernie S.]

Did your lying start before or after the OP?

I've never told the truth a day in my life. Everything you think you know about me is a lie.

If it started before the oP then all this has been the truth?
Because if everything you say is a lie, then when you say you lie you are really telling the truth and lying about telling the truth?
But then that would be a lie??
But then if you are lying it would be the truth???????

I tried that. It only gave me a headache.

 

[Sky Dancer]

Don't believe a thing I say.

 

[uscitizen]

I've never told the truth a day in my life. Everything you think you know about me is a lie.

I believe I've referred to you as "reasonably intelligent" Thanks for setting me straight.

No, I have low intelligence. Barely made it through the sixth grade.

I did not make it thru the fifth grade, went straight on past it to the sixth grade.

 

[Ernie S.]

I've never told the truth a day in my life. Everything you think you know about me is a lie.

I believe I've referred to you as "reasonably intelligent" Thanks for setting me straight.

No, I have low intelligence. Barely made it through the sixth grade.

So, if you're lying about lying about everything then????