Lord Above Helps NASCAR driver

After his mediocre qualifying run at Charlotte he told the TV interviewer that he thanked the good lord above for his team and his car. I feel sure that the billion humans on this planet who are starving or suffering from malnutrition were really impressed to learn that Jesus is busy helping someone else who drives a race car become a millionaire. Oh I forgot....they don't have TV, radio, newspapers etc. so they'll never know anything about what he said.

 

The Lord helps everyone who seeks it. He blesses the whole human family.

Because of His atoning sacrifice, everyone who is hurt, suffers, or dies will be made whole again.

The Lord helps people most often through the service of other people. If there are others not being helped the way they could otherwise be helped, it's because of our failure to serve them.

 

Go away, you atheist asshole!

 

Damn!

 

I got him.

I get him every time

 

Needs a red splat. Must spread.

 

The douche is impervious to the badge, for what ever reason.....

Some other douche around here must be repping him.
*shrug*

 

Thank you, whoever you are.

 

Look Cammmmmmpbell! I'm terribly sorry you didn't get that pony you prayed for on your 7th birthday, but your fucked up life is your doing, not God's
I really don't care if you believe in Him or not, but Geez guy, find something else to worry about.