Looking For a Mistress?

[PoliticalChic]

Haha.

It would depend on your political proclivities.

I sold all my proclivities on ebay.

What's the going rate for a proclivity nowadays?

I'm too old for most of mine, now, and someone younger else would surely get more use out of them than I'm getting.

I think Modbert can use your's when he gets a little older. (Be sure instructions are enclosed.)

 

[Toro]

Read at below link for full article.

Sexual Health Examiner: Mistress contest takes a deadly turn

We're waiting to hear if Jillian or Ravi were seriously hurt in the accident.

No, no, we're all OK. Just a few cuts and bruises.

So you must have been the one in drag because it was only the Chinese man and his 5 mistresses in the car...

Welcome to Beijing.

 

[Tech_Esq]

Since these mistresses are damaged goods, I wonder if they can be bought at a deep discount? Sounds like a great way to make money. Buy low, sell high. What could be better?

Are you inferring that you can buy low mileage ex-mistresses at Walmart now?

I knew they were importing a lot from China, but this is over the top!