Lone Brain Cell

[lilcountriegal]

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away

.......................................... "We're down here ."

 

[Johnney]

: : :

 

[Dan]

DER!

What do you call a woman with Down's Syndrome?
Gifted.:

 

[Joz]

Originally posted by lilcountriegal
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away

.......................................... "We're down here ."


FUNNY! and oh so true.

 

[Joz]

Q: Why is a man smarter when he has sex?




A: Because he's plugged into a woman!

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by Joz
Q: Why is a man smarter when he has sex?




A: Because he's plugged into a woman!

because shes sucking the intelligence out of him!!!

 

[Joz]

Originally posted by Johnney
because shes sucking the intelligence out of him!!!

cute. real cute.

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by Joz
cute. real cute.

yeah i thought it was

 

[Joz]

Originally posted by Johnney
yeah i thought it was

Here's one for you.


Q: What do you call the useless piece of flesh that is at the end of a penis?



A: A man.

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by Joz
Here's one for you.


Q: What do you call the useless piece of flesh that is at the end of a penis?



A: A man.

i thought that was a womans lips?

 

[musicman]

God visits Adam in the Garden of Eden. He says," I'm pleased with the way you've conducted yourself here. I've decided to reward you. I'm going to give you a companion. She'll be beautiful, sweet-natured, unfailingly supportive, and will work to make every moment of your life a joy. But, there's a catch. It's going to cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam thinks for a long moment, then says, " That's pretty steep. What can I get for a rib?"

 

[Joz]

Originally posted by Johnney
i thought that was a womans lips?

That's the first time I've heard a man call THAT useless!

 

[Johnney]

well it was the female as a whole...lol

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by musicman
God visits Adam in the Garden of Eden. He says," I'm pleased with the way you've conducted yourself here. I've decided to reward you. I'm going to give you a companion. She'll be beautiful, sweet-natured, unfailingly supportive, and will work to make every moment of your life a joy. But, there's a catch. It's going to cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam thinks for a long moment, then says, " That's pretty steep. What can I get for a rib?"

what can i get for a rib...

 

[Joz]

Originally posted by Johnney
what can i get for a rib...

Both of you just yuck it up!

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by Joz
Both of you just yuck it up!

 

[musicman]

Originally posted by Johnney

 

[musicman]

Q: Why did the ex-porn star lose his job at the gas station?



A: Every time the tank would get almost full, he'd pull out the nozzle and squirt gasoline all over the car.

 

[Johnney]

oh gawd...lol