London Underground introduces First Class carriages

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

London Underground is introducing luxurious first-class carriages so well-heeled commuters do not need to mix with common riff-raff.

While normal Londoners must squash into packed sweaty and smelly carriages, toffs can enjoy their trip through the capital in an ornate carriage with leather chairs and a fully-stocked bar.

A man in a crisp white jacket will recharge glasses and serve fine sandwiches and canapes to passengers.

London Underground introduces First Class carriages

Hell yeah, next time I'm in London this is how I'm riding the Tube

While anyone with money will enjoy the new posh commuting experience, to be introduced first on the Central Line, not everyone is happy, describing it as elitist and Victorian in nature.

City worker Lorraine Fisher, 34, was furious: “Traveling on the Tube when it’s busy is difficult enough, but knowing these snobs in the next carriage are lounging around quaffing champagne is too much.

Oh boo hoo hoo. Poor riff-raff

 

[depotoo]

Lol, our trains offer such luxury to anyone for the cost of a regular ticket.

 

[Oddball]

 

[depotoo]

Now you can pay a little more for first class tickets to be served at your seat.
Amtrak Onboard Dining

 

[Tommy Tainant]

I understand that the transport unions have stopped this. Mayor Khan called it "offensive in an egalitarian age".

 

[Bo Didleysquat]

I understand that the transport unions have stopped this. Mayor Khan called it "offensive in an egalitarian age".

We'll have none of that here, our working class must know and stay in its place.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

I understand that the transport unions have stopped this. Mayor Khan called it "offensive in an egalitarian age".

We'll have none of that here, our working class must know and stay in its place.

They also wanted to serve alcohol in muslim areas. Never going to happen.

 

[Bo Didleysquat]

I understand that the transport unions have stopped this. Mayor Khan called it "offensive in an egalitarian age".

We'll have none of that here, our working class must know and stay in its place.

They also wanted to serve alcohol in muslim areas. Never going to happen.

I thought they couldn't go in there.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

They also wanted to serve alcohol in muslim areas. Never going to happen.

No separation of church and state?

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

I understand that the transport unions have stopped this. Mayor Khan called it "offensive in an egalitarian age".

Yes, how dare people with the means be allowed to pay extra for a more comfortable ride. Oh, the humanity.

 

[Vagabond63]

London Underground is introducing luxurious first-class carriages so well-heeled commuters do not need to mix with common riff-raff.

While normal Londoners must squash into packed sweaty and smelly carriages, toffs can enjoy their trip through the capital in an ornate carriage with leather chairs and a fully-stocked bar.

A man in a crisp white jacket will recharge glasses and serve fine sandwiches and canapes to passengers.

London Underground introduces First Class carriages

Hell yeah, next time I'm in London this is how I'm riding the Tube

While anyone with money will enjoy the new posh commuting experience, to be introduced first on the Central Line, not everyone is happy, describing it as elitist and Victorian in nature.

City worker Lorraine Fisher, 34, was furious: “Traveling on the Tube when it’s busy is difficult enough, but knowing these snobs in the next carriage are lounging around quaffing champagne is too much.

Oh boo hoo hoo. Poor riff-raff

ROFL! Just an FYI this was a spoof article, but thanks for the chuckle.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

They also wanted to serve alcohol in muslim areas. Never going to happen.

No separation of church and state?

If you cant wait a few minutes for a drink then you have a real problem.