LOL, "need some wood?" is all over the internets

According to Kerry we all lost our jobs over the past four years and the economy is in the toilet. That’s why I hope Kerry gets elected, perhaps he will start a government program in which underprivileged people like me can be told when I can afford such frivolous items. The government should take care of me because they know what is best because that is what I heard on CBS news. I think the program will be funded through tax increases that won’t affect me, just my income but according to Newsweek I don’t need income because John Kerry said so, I mean he should know he’s been a Senator for twenty years and was in Vietnam for 4 months.
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John Kerry: The President Dukakis We Never Had
 
Hey YOU! Yah, ya need some wood, y'all?!?


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"And if re-elected to the Presidency, I will make sure every family in America has enough wood to build a barricade like this one."

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"I'm pround to stand behind America's wood!"



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"That was some good wood, got more?"




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"And behind me, look at it! It's wood! And it's good!"



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"Now see, Reagan had wood too!"



"And he had LOT'S of wood."

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"And as your President, I'll be out constantly looking for more wood."


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"I'm not stopping until I find more wood for America."


"Ask, me, your President, for wood. How about that branch over there?"

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"You want some wood? I'll get you wood."


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Vote Bush, he's got wood!
 
Thanks for the welcome,

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John Kerry: Endorsed by Al-Qaeda, Al-Jazeera, and Al-Gore
 
Comrade said:
"And if re-elected to the Presidency, I will make sure every family in America has enough wood to build a barricade like this one."

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Damn straight, is that real pine wood there ed??? Nuthin but the best Clark nuttin but da best. ;-)
 
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Evidently a lot. I think our little woodchuck President just BUSHWACKED that stuffy dense-as-a-wooden-board wormwood contender most liberally (heh) with a big fat heavy ole-fashioned 2X4 and chucked him right (heh) out of the race! Wood you believe it?!

The thwacks were heard around the worldwide Internets!


gimme a one! gimme a two! gimme a tree!

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