Limerick Thread

[Coloradomtnman]

Please post original limericks about other poster's here at USMB here.

(Here's one I posted on another thread and has been slightly revised.)
I knew this woman named Politicalchic,
Who I thought was a backwards, red-neck hick.
So I went online,
To compain and whine,
But she neg repped me and called me a dick.

There's a poster on here named Xotoxi,
whose humor and writing is folksy,
and I would guess
If under duress,
that pot is his favorite smoke-sy.

When I read posts by Charles Bass,
It seems he might like it in the ass,
Me thinks he protests too much,
He acts a little too butch,
And I'd guess he'd rather be a lass.

AllieBaba is a Christian fundie,
Who attends church every Sundie,
She thinks non-believers,
should be chewed up by beavers,
Because she's as insane as Ted Bundy.

 

[Coloradomtnman]

Here's a couple more.

An intelligent man is editec,
A knowledgeable head rests on his neck,
He uses sound logic,
And he's pedagogic,
But idealogues think he's full of dreck.

There's a super moderator named Gunny,
Who's conservative especially about money,
If you're a liberal,
He'll severe your femoral,
And laugh cause he thinks that its funny.

 

[xotoxi]

because I am bad
at rhyming, I'd prefer to
compose some haikus

 

[Paulie]

There's already a limerick thread in the flame zone.

 

[Coloradomtnman]

There's already a limerick thread in the flame zone.

Yeah, but its pretty much dead, and there are a bunch of new people in the last few months (including me).

There once a man named Paulie,
Who was way too into basebally,
He's a right-winger
That wets his finger,
Before penetrating his blow-up dolly.

When you compare it to a real sport,
Baseball simply falls short.
They mostly stand,
Its kinda bland,
I'd rather be in traffic court.