Lighten up...

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    This would probably be more appropriate in the humor section but I thought I would lighten the mood in the political section. At least I found this funny!
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    Navy SEALs are always taught: 1) Keep your priorities in order and 2) Know when to act without hesitation.

    A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

    It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

    The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an a-hole.

    So He sent me."
     
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    Thanks, I needed that! :teeth:
     
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    now thats too funny!
     
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    i sent a copy of that to my grandpa, but i had to change Navy to Air Force, because you know how proud each branch is, and well...grandpa often pokes fun at the Navy (all in fun tho) because he was in the AF.
     

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