Life without Risk

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Mr. Right, Aug 11, 2008.

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    What would it be like if liberals ruled the world?

    I think you'd be coverred in padding to protect yourself from harm of any and every kind.

    You'd stay in doors in order to avoid obstacles and reduce the odds of injury or worse.

    Your Gov't health care would restrict you from any outdoor activity because that would be risy and we all know 99.99% of all accidents happen to people when they are involved in behavior.

    You could order from the gov't approved menu and have it deliverred by an undocumented worker who is only here to get a better life.

    You could exersize but that would cause your heart to beat faster.

    You could have sex only after wearing the propper safety equipment is applied to the sexually useful parts.

    You'd save all the animals buy only eating grasses and soy products deliverred by an undocumented union worker.

    eventually this would erode into the destruction of the human race by sloth enduced starvation..
     
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    Where do you get this ridiculous bullshit? Oops I forgot!!!:eusa_whistle:
     

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    oh cmon--Ann can write way better than that and I don't know a thing about literaaachar.
     
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    Seriously, what is up with her adam's apple? :eek:
     
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    no telling----I don't think she's running for miss America anyway.
     
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    Those who risk stand to gain or lose.

    Those who don't risk stand to maintain their level of mediocrity or lose.
     
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    I just love her porn movies!!!:eusa_drool:
     
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    Would we be able to distinguish between "buy" and "by?"
     
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    Or your and you're?

    Their and there?
     
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    Even hormone challenged women need love too!:eusa_whistle:
     

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