Question: What is the difference between Carville and a catfish? Answer: Ones a scum sucking bottom dweller and ones a fish. Question: Whats the difference between Carville and a bald monkey? Answer: A sports jacket. Question: If you were in a room with Hitler, Mussolini and Carville and you only had two bullets what should you do? Answer: Shoot Carville twice. Question: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and Carville? Answer: One has a Radio Show and is the most listened to in America and the other is a loud mouth bald liberal looser. Question: Why cant liberals find facts? Answer: They arent looking for any. Question: How do liberals brain cells die? Answer: Lonely. Question: How do you confuse a liberal? Answer: You dont, they are born that way Question: If Hillary, Bill and all the liberals are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? Answer: We do. Question: Whats the difference between an Iraq terrorist and a liberal? Answer: The Iraq terrorist makes fewer demands. Question: Whats the difference between liberals and cow pies? Answer: Cow pies stop stinking after awhile Question: Did you hear about the new liberal agenda. Answer: They got two hands in your front pocket and two in you back pockets. Question: Whats the definition of a liberal genius? Answer: A liberal who can count all 50 states. Question: What do you get when you cross a Jackass with an onion? Answer: A whinny Liberal. Question: How is being at a Democrat convention different from being at the circus? Answer: At the circus the clowns dont beg and whine at you. Question: How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: It takes ten, nine to deny that darkness exists and one to hire a Republican to change it. Question: How much does a Liberal cost? Answer: Nothing, Liberals have no values. Question: How many chromosomes does a Liberal have? Answer: Only 45, they are missing the Truth Acceptance Chromosome. Question: What is the difference between Liberalism and Communism? Answer: The Communist admit it. Question: How high can a Liberals I-Q go? Answer: Only as high as the Liberal Spin they receive. Question: Why do Liberals lie? Answer: It comes natural Question: What is a Liberals primary feeling? Answer: Envy. Question: What is a sure way to teach a Liberal to fetch? Answer: Tie Bill Clintons picture to a stick and throw it. Question: Why do flies fly over Liberals heads? Answer: They have crap for brains. Question: How can you tell a group of Liberals? Answer: They are the ones burning the American Flag. Question: How can you tell a group of Liberals? Answer: They are the ones burning the Constitution Question: What is the difference between a Liberal and a bucket of old cheese? Answer: The bucket Question: What is the difference between giving to the poor and giving to Liberals? Answer: The poor dont follow you around for three weeks whining for more. Question: Why did God make Liberal smarter than rats? Answer: He didnt. Question: How do you drown a Liberal? You paint Bill Clintons face at the bottom of a pool. Question: Why do Liberals like smart women? Answer: Opposites attract. Question: Why is it so hard for Liberals to make eye contact? Answer: Clintons rear doesnt have eyes. Question: Why is it so hard for Liberals to see? Answer: There are no lights in Clintons rear. Question: How can you tell between cow pies and Liberals? Answer: You Cant.