Liability's PEACE PRAYER

Discussion in 'Religion and Ethics' started by Liability, Mar 29, 2010.

  1. Liability
    Offline

    Liability Locked Account. Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2009
    Messages:
    35,447
    Thanks Received:
    5,049
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Mansion in Ravi's Head
    Ratings:
    +5,063
    Dear Lord above

    May You, in the bountiful Justice and Mercy which You have bestowed so often and graciously upon mankind, find it in Your Heart to once again grant to some seriously afflicted people, the "Muslims," the grace and wisdom to repent of their sick evil ways, and to recant of their insidious belief in the blasphemous Qur'an. Let them find their way clear of the violence-laden preachings and teachings of the sick pedophile, Mohammed.

    Lead them into the Light of Truth.

    Cast the demon of their false religion, Islam, from their sullied hearts. Permit them to join, someday, with their fellow human beings in a civilized communion.

    Thank you, Almighty God, for Your blessings and for Your mercy and justice.

    Amen.
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 2
  2. Coyote
    Offline

    Coyote Varmint Staff Member Senior USMB Moderator Gold Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Apr 17, 2009
    Messages:
    44,516
    Thanks Received:
    7,572
    Trophy Points:
    1,830
    Location:
    la résistance
    Ratings:
    +17,337
    p.s. ...and while you're at it, it wouldn't hurt if you could smite a few of those pesky false Christians, just to make a point. Some burning shrubbery might help the overall effect and induce them to quit their fornicating ways and join us in holy communion. And while your at it, can you do something about those tasteless communion wafers (I think I previously suggested the addition of a "chocolate chip" flaver) and we are out of wine so a little of that old water into wine magic wouldn't go amiss....
     
  3. Liability
    Offline

    Liability Locked Account. Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2009
    Messages:
    35,447
    Thanks Received:
    5,049
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Mansion in Ravi's Head
    Ratings:
    +5,063
    You seem upset. Are you upset?
     
  4. slackjawed
    Offline

    slackjawed Self deported

    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2008
    Messages:
    5,307
    Thanks Received:
    645
    Trophy Points:
    98
    Location:
    15th congressional district of Arizona
    Ratings:
    +645
    Amen Liability
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  5. Coyote
    Offline

    Coyote Varmint Staff Member Senior USMB Moderator Gold Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Apr 17, 2009
    Messages:
    44,516
    Thanks Received:
    7,572
    Trophy Points:
    1,830
    Location:
    la résistance
    Ratings:
    +17,337
    Of course I am - have you ever tried those communion wafers? Like cardboard!
     
  6. eots
    Offline

    eots no fly list

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2007
    Messages:
    28,995
    Thanks Received:
    2,034
    Trophy Points:
    205
    Location:
    IN TH HEARTS AND MINDS OF FREE MEN
    Ratings:
    +2,606
    Hypocrite
     
  7. Liability
    Offline

    Liability Locked Account. Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2009
    Messages:
    35,447
    Thanks Received:
    5,049
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Mansion in Ravi's Head
    Ratings:
    +5,063
    Really, unduly upset apparently. Poor thing.

    Take a Midol.
     
  8. Liability
    Offline

    Liability Locked Account. Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2009
    Messages:
    35,447
    Thanks Received:
    5,049
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Mansion in Ravi's Head
    Ratings:
    +5,063
    No no, id-eots. It's just WAY beyond your extremely limited ability to understand.

    Of course, everything is WAY beyond your extremely limited ability to understand.
     
  9. Coyote
    Offline

    Coyote Varmint Staff Member Senior USMB Moderator Gold Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Apr 17, 2009
    Messages:
    44,516
    Thanks Received:
    7,572
    Trophy Points:
    1,830
    Location:
    la résistance
    Ratings:
    +17,337
    Midol wouldn't begin to ease the depths of my upset!

    When was the last time we had a miracle eh? (and no, Obama's election doesn't count) - or a prophet - or something beyond a sustained hellfire-and-brimstone-your-going-to-hell-if-you-don't-repent leaflet campaign from our local ministries? Not even a brief shower of frogs to get us on the right path. You call that leadership?
     
  10. Liability
    Offline

    Liability Locked Account. Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2009
    Messages:
    35,447
    Thanks Received:
    5,049
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Mansion in Ravi's Head
    Ratings:
    +5,063

    It could be worse. You could be an 11 year old Muslim girl required to marry some 50 something year old Muslim man. [​IMG]
     

Share This Page