Strange but true.... A grave in a Paris cemetery has been fenced off to save it from further damage. So many women have been fondling its effigy's ... er.... nether region that the monument has started to show signs of wear and tear... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3975607.stm P.S. I'm sure that the ghost of the man is disappointed. A guy that's been dead for over a century is getting more action than I am and all he has to do is lie there.... what am I doing wrong?!?!?