'Lewd rubbing' shuts Paris statue

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    Strange but true.... A grave in a Paris cemetery has been fenced off to save it from further damage. So many women have been fondling its effigy's ... er.... nether region that the monument has started to show signs of wear and tear...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3975607.stm

    P.S. I'm sure that the ghost of the man is disappointed. A guy that's been dead for over a century is getting more action than I am and all he has to do is lie there.... what am I doing wrong?!?!?
     
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    Breathing, and not haveing supernatural powers over love and romance, work on that and start charging for indecent rubbing, you will be rich and happy, a winning combination.
     
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    it would appear that you need "a distinct enlargement in the groin" area.
     
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    You know... I think I saw that guy on a Viagra commercial..... he was getting hit on by the Venus De Milo!!!!
     

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