This was forwarded to me, and everyone's probably already seen it but it's just too funny not to post. I can't post a link or cut and paste, so I'm typing it it. "Ya gotta love kids! Dear God: Instead of letting people die and making new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now? Jane Dear God: I went to a wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? Neil Dear God: I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. Ruth Dear God: In Bible times did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer Dear God: I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying. Elliott Dear God: I am American, what are you? Robert Dear God: Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy. Joyce Dear God: I bet it's hard to love everybody all of the time. There are only 4 people in our family and I can't do it. Nan Dear God: If you watch in church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. Mickey D. Dear God: If we come back as something please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. Denise Dear God: I would like to live 900 years like the guys in the Bible. Love, Chris Dear God: If you will give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set. Raphael Dear God: We read Thos. Edison made light but in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely, Donna Dear God: If you let the dinosaur not exstinct (sic) we would not have a country. You did the right thing. Jonathan Dear God: Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year. Peter Dear God: Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. Larry Dear God: Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There's nothing good there now. Ginny I hope these made you laugh. They cracked me up because so many of them sound like my baby boy.