Letters to God

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    This was forwarded to me, and everyone's probably already seen it but it's just too funny not to post.

    I can't post a link or cut and paste, so I'm typing it it.

    "Ya gotta love kids!
    Dear God:

    Instead of letting people die and making new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
    Jane

    Dear God:
    I went to a wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
    Neil

    Dear God:
    I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
    Ruth

    Dear God:
    In Bible times did they really talk that fancy?
    Jennifer

    Dear God:
    I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying.
    Elliott

    Dear God:
    I am American, what are you?
    Robert

    Dear God:
    Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy.
    Joyce

    Dear God:
    I bet it's hard to love everybody all of the time. There are only 4 people in our family and I can't do it.
    Nan

    Dear God:
    If you watch in church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
    Mickey D.

    Dear God:
    If we come back as something please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
    Denise

    Dear God:
    I would like to live 900 years like the guys in the Bible.
    Love, Chris


    Dear God:
    If you will give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
    Raphael

    Dear God:
    We read Thos. Edison made light but in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
    Sincerely,
    Donna

    Dear God:
    If you let the dinosaur not exstinct (sic) we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
    Jonathan

    Dear God:
    Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
    Peter

    Dear God:
    Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
    Larry

    Dear God:
    Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There's nothing good there now.
    Ginny


    I hope these made you laugh. They cracked me up because so many of them sound like my baby boy.
     

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