Let's Play Jeopardy!

[Mr. P]

What is, "I'm sorry Mr P your answer was not in the form of a question."

Avon calling

What is, the fat girl is back?

Hey she's cute!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

What is, the fat girl is back?

Hey she's cute!

What is a common phrase from Mr.P at the trani bar?

Sky Rockets in flight

 

[Semper Fi]

What is a common phrase from Mr.P at the trani bar?

Sky Rockets in flight

What is the headline when Israel unleashes hell to terrorists?

pigskin

 

[Annie]

What is the headline when Israel unleashes hell to terrorists?

pigskin

What is a muslim shroud?

Fox news.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

What is a day late and a dollar short? Just kidding.

CNN

 

[Semper Fi]

What is a day late and a dollar short? Just kidding.

CNN

What is the communist news network, or clinton news network.

swiss watch.

 

[Mr. P]

What is the communist news network, or clinton news network.

swiss watch.

What is overpriced.

Takes a licking and keeps on tic in.

 

[Hobbit]

What is overpriced.

Takes a licking and keeps on tic in.

Who is Bill Clinton?

The Federalist Papers.

 

[Dan]

Who is Bill Clinton?

The Federalist Papers.

What beats Rocks in a game of Federalist Rock, Paper, Scissors?

Rubber buns and liquor.

 

[Avatar4321]

What beats Rocks in a game of Federalist Rock, Paper, Scissors?

Rubber buns and liquor.

What is every mans goal when he sees a hott girl he likes?

Pea Tear Griffon

 

[Semper Fi]

What is every mans goal when he sees a hott girl he likes?

Pea Tear Griffon

What is the sequence of going to a bar; peeing, crying, and seeing griffons.

bad game of dice

 

[Avatar4321]

What is the sequence of going to a bar; peeing, crying, and seeing griffons.

bad game of dice

What is the excuse Bill gave Hillary when she caught him pulling off his clothes in front of Janet Reno?

"Oh your powers of deduction are exceptional. I simply cant allow you to waste them here while there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go! Go! For the good of the city"

 

[Semper Fi]

What is the excuse Bill gave Hillary when she caught him pulling off his clothes in front of Janet Reno?

"Oh your powers of deduction are exceptional. I simply cant allow you to waste them here while there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go! Go! For the good of the city"

What is a quote that reminds Semper Fi of The Boondock Saints?

Diet Mountain Dew.

 

[CSM]

What is a quote that reminds Semper Fi of The Boondock Saints?

Diet Mountain Dew.

What should Ted Kennedy be drinking instead of rotgut?

Oz

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

What should Ted Kennedy be drinking instead of rotgut?

Oz

What is the ____ Man commeth?

Known for being the worlds biggest cry baby

 

[Semper Fi]

What is the ____ Man commeth?

Known for being the worlds biggest cry baby

What is John Kerry's claim to fame?

football pants

 

[manu1959]

What is John Kerry's claim to fame?

football pants

what cindy sheehan appears to be wearing when viewed from behind?

large vibrating egg

 

[Abbey Normal]

what cindy sheehan appears to be wearing when viewed from behind?

large vibrating egg

What did Hillary hatch from?

Purple people eater

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

What did Hillary hatch from?

Purple people eater

Who is Barney?

"No , that is incorrect. We said PEOPLE eater, not baby."

:shocked1:

Wonder twin power...ACTIVATE

 

[Semper Fi]

Who is Barney?

"No , that is incorrect. We said PEOPLE eater, not baby."

:shocked1:

Wonder twin power...ACTIVATE

What does Bill Clinton say instead of using Viagra?

varsity letter