The nutty professors are silencing our young campus Republicans with speech codes and punishment for daring to have unorthodox ideas. So, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Since we Republicans control the government, I think President Bush should pass a law making it a hate crime to criticize his person or his policies. A first offense would mean a trip to "sensitivity training" to re-educate lefty wackos. A second offense would be six months in prison (to commiserate with their fellow pot smokers), plus six months probation, doing community service at their local Republican headquarters, washing the john or whatever. A third offense would mean a long time in prison or a one-way ticket to North Korea or Cuba, their choice.