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old joke about Chernobyle

What are the tree shortest things in the world?

1. the Romanian Constitution

2. the Menu at a polish Resteraunt

3. The life expectancy of a Chernobyle fireman

 

[Joz]

Equal time.

*What do you call that useless piece of flesh at the end of a penis?

A man.


*What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

No, I don't live in Minnesota. :happy2:

 

[NightTrain]

A Liberal walks into the doctors office with a duck on his head.

The doctor says, "My God! Where did you get that ugly thing?"

Duck says, "Massachusetts! They got thousands of them!"

Equal time.

*What do you call that useless piece of flesh at the end of a penis?

A man.


*What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence.

Funny stuff! However, there's another version to your first joke that's even funnier from my perspective!

What do you call that useless flesh around the vagina?

A Woman.

I've never heard your version before, good stuff!

Here's mine :

Q : What do have when you have 36 Eskimo women in a bar?

A : A full set of teeth.

 

[Joz]

Here's mine :

Q : What do have when you have 36 Eskimo women in a bar?

A : A full set of teeth.

:teeth: good one!