*What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp. *What's the Cuban national anthem? Row, row, row your boat. *What's the difference between a southern zoo & a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. *Why do Driver's Ed classes, in Redneck schools, use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, & Fridays? Because on Tuesdays & Thursdays, the Sex Ed class uses it. *Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they aren't going to work in the future, either.