Let's insult EVERYONE

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    *What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

    A pimp.

    *What's the Cuban national anthem?

    Row, row, row your boat.

    *What's the difference between a southern zoo & a northern zoo?

    A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

    *Why do Driver's Ed classes, in Redneck schools, use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, & Fridays?

    Because on Tuesdays & Thursdays, the Sex Ed class uses it.

    *Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?

    Because they aren't going to work in the future, either.
     
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    You left out
    Liberals
    Blacks
    Jews
    Asians
    Middle Eastern
    Plain ole white
    Retards
    Native Americans
    Politicians
    Hippies
    Europeans
    Women
    Men
    Army
    Navy
    Airforce
    and... the Marines!!!
     
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    Not that I have anything against anyone.(I really don't)
     
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    That's why you have to add to it.

    Q. What do you call three dozen tractors in front of a Dairy Queen in Oklahoma?

    A. Prom Night.
     
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    Having spent SEVRALL friday nights in the parking lot of the
    Ft Gibson Oklahoma gas station,.....Can't argue with that one!!!

    PS We didn't have a Dairy Queen, Mc Donalds, Taco Bell ect. you name it
    We didn't have it!!!
     
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    Sonic?
     
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    Yes, but they put that in right before I left for the Army.
     
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    Might I also add that it shares a parking lot with
    the gas station that we hung out at!!!
    And wouldn't ya know all 3,000 people of the town
    visited it on opening weekend. We almost had a parade!
     
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    Yeah, well last time I told a mexican joke, I got my hiney reamed & started a small feud among some of the members. Geez.
     
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    What's wrong with a good hiney reaming? :smoke:
     

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