Leave a joke, take a joke....

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  1. fuzzykitten99
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    This kind of thread was started at another board that I go to. It was actually a really funny one.

    I'll start:

    Q: Why is a pool table green?

    A: You'd be green too if someone racked your balls.
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    Q: Why is Clinton a bad golfer?

    A: He'll aim for ANY hole.
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    Q: Why is Ted Kennedy sucha bad golfer?

    A: He can't drive over water.


    ok, your turn.
     
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    What do you do with a elephant with three balls?



    Walk him and pitch to the Rhino.
     
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    :D
    Q: What do making love in a canoe and American beer have in common?






    A: They're both fucking close to water.:p:
     
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    1. How is a Mexican like a cue ball?


    The harder you hit 'em the more English they pick up.



    2. Why are a woman's breasts like electric train sets?


    They were orginally intended for kids, but Pop always ends up playing with them.
     
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    Don't see how that first one is funny...:huh:
    I like the second joke, though.
     
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    It's a billiard joke... when you use 'English' on the cue ball it helps with the direction of the ball you're trying to hit.
     
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    another favorite:

    What is the difference between an Irish purse and and an Irish suitcase?


    12 cans/bottles
     
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    Um, I got that part. :rolleyes:
     
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    well, you are a Democrat. Thought we needed to go slow for you to keep up.

    :p:
     
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    i think he's just looking to start something. this thread is meant to post any joke, with the exceptions of the tasteless and anything involving rape/child molesting/abuse etc. please use your common sense.

    p.s....i thought the joke was funny. i understood it immediately. besides, it's only a joke. nothing to get your panties in a bunch, nycflasher.
     

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