Leading Democrats Had No Substantial Intelligence

[Annie]

The subject line is a paraphrase of John Kerry. While the following is 'satire', the quotes are actual, they can be found at the links at site:

http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=2065

November 11, 2005
Democrats Deny Having Pre-War Intelligence
by Scott Ott

(2005-11-11) — Democrats in Congress today rejected President George Bush’s accusation that they’re trying to rewrite history, which shows they supported the Iraq war based on the same intelligence that drove his decision to send in the troops.

“We had no pre-war intelligence,” said Sen. John Kerry, “History will show that none of the leading Democrats had substantial intelligence. Anyone who remembers what we did then knows that the president is making a baseless allegation. I think history will bear out my contention that we Democrats lacked the intelligence to make such an important decision.”

The junior Senator from Massachussetts said he continues “to faithfully support the troops who uselessly die for a lie in Iraq.”

“Our troops deserve to know that their elected leaders who voted to send them to war will remain firm in our conviction that we didn’t know what we were doing at the time,” Sen. Kerry said. “It’s important, on Veteran’s Day, to remember that our Democrat commitment to our military hasn’t changed.”

White House spokesman Scott McClellan repeated his categorical denial that the Bush administration “ever manipulated anyone’s intelligence or ignorance.”

 

[rtwngAvngr]

All the best info wound up in Sandy Berger's pants.

 

[Gunny]

Leading Democrats Had No Substantial Intelligence

What do you mean "had"?

 

[MissileMan]

"I think history will bear out my contention that we Democrats lacked the intelligence to make such an important decision."

Priceless!

 

[Avatar4321]

“History will show that none of the leading Democrats had substantial intelligence. Anyone who remembers what we did then knows that the president is making a baseless allegation. I think history will bear out my contention that we Democrats lacked the intelligence to make such an important decision.”

Dude i so wish he had said this before the election.

 

[MissileMan]

The subject line is a paraphrase of John Kerry. While the following is 'satire', the quotes are actual, they can be found at the links at site:

http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=2065

The Dems have lost their minds if they think this is going to garner them any support. If they didn't use "intel" to make their decision to vote for the war, what did they use...a coin flip? I don't think too many voters are looking to vote for whimsical candidates.

 

[jon_forward]

I think that the entire Democratic party has been infected by a virus. It leads them to be unable to make up their minds on any subject[confused/Kerry strain] and the utterance of strange sounds[grunts,screams/Dean strain]

 

[Gunny]

I think that the entire Democratic party has been infected by a virus. It leads them to be unable to make up their minds on any subject[confused/Kerry strain] and the utterance of strange sounds[grunts,screams/Dean strain]

Geez .... I hope there's a shot for this ......

 

[Annie]

Geez .... I hope there's a shot for this ......

The polling booth. Let's just hope the GOP's immune system strengthens...

 

[Gunny]

The polling booth. Let's just hope the GOP's immune system strengthens...

I figure that, as usual, the Dems will go out and destroy each other during the primaries. It's absolutely pathetic the way they politically assasinate one another far better than any GOP candidate could, and then wonder why they lost.