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To Sunni Man: LOL
Here’s a look at the burka:
In any event, the burka is the joke on male Muslims. Here’s some of the tongue in cheek stuff I’ve posted over the years.
All of the recent talk about Muslim women being forced to wear burkas in repressive Islamic countries in order to keep them modest, pure, and faithful reminded me of something I read some decades ago. I don’t recall the name of the authoress, or where it was published, but she said that Muslim women love their burkas because it allowed them to make cuckolds of their husbands with impunity. The burka is the perfect disguise! In fact, a burka is a better disguise than a ski mask:
Clearly, an unfaithful wife can come and go with complete anonymity when she’s wearing a burka. Just imagine how happy a married woman is as she tap dances out of a stud’s pad after consummating a satisfying double-nooner knowing she can’t be identified.
Thinking a burka guarantees fidelity tells me that Muslim extremists are really a collection of morons, or else they don’t mind their womenfolk playing “Let’s hide the pickle” at the drop of a burka —— just so long as the neighbors don’t find out about it.
Westerners are convinced the burka enslaves women. Maybe it does, but there are more subtle considerations at play here.
For one thing, shedding the burka will play hell with the imaginations of Muslim men who become aroused by a sack of rags that might be concealing a woman. I know that sounds far-fetched until you put it in perspective this way: An amorously inclined Western woman calls upon Victoria’s Secret if she wants to arouse her man, but when a Muslim woman tells her man she’s going to slip into something comfortable she dives under a burka. Conclusion: Burkas must be an arousal tool in the Muslim world.
And let’s not forget a Muslim Don Juan laying his best Saturday night moves on a burka —— then coming up with a handful of testicles when it’s time to do some business. Maybe that’s why Muslim men are so damned angry.
On the downside, Democrats will probably come up with a program to compensate cross-dressers in Muslim countries if the burka is done away with? New wardrobes are far from cheap.
Shedding the burkas also poses a great danger. Muslim clerics from the old school won’t be able to handle the overload when the streets are full of attractive women wearing miniskirts. The anti-burka crowd better go easy because Muslim fanatics are still living in the sixteenth century anyway.
Finally, I sense a perverse connection between the burka and liberalism’s aversion to physical beauty. Muslim bow-wows love their burkas just as Socialist bow-wows can be as dumb as dishwater, but love occupying the highest positions in government and business anyway. The choice for Muslim men is simple: Hide all of the beautiful women under the burka, or turn the dogs loose in the Islamic world.
All of the recent talk about Muslim women being forced to wear burkas in repressive Islamic countries in order to keep them modest, pure, and faithful reminded me of something I read some decades ago. I don’t recall the name of the authoress, or where it was published, but she said that Muslim women love their burkas because it allowed them to make cuckolds of their husbands with impunity. The burka is the perfect disguise! In fact, a burka is a better disguise than a ski mask:
Hunt for the 'Burka Bandit': Man armed with knife and umbrella dressed as Muslim woman to rob travel agents
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 7:57 AM on 28th June 2011
Hunt for the 'Burka Bandit': Man armed with knife and umbrella dressed as Muslim woman to rob travel agents
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 7:57 AM on 28th June 2011
Hunt for the 'Burka Bandit': Man armed with knife and umbrella dressed as Muslim woman to rob travel agents
Clearly, an unfaithful wife can come and go with complete anonymity when she’s wearing a burka. Just imagine how happy a married woman is as she tap dances out of a stud’s pad after consummating a satisfying double-nooner knowing she can’t be identified.
Thinking a burka guarantees fidelity tells me that Muslim extremists are really a collection of morons, or else they don’t mind their womenfolk playing “Let’s hide the pickle” at the drop of a burka —— just so long as the neighbors don’t find out about it.
Westerners are convinced the burka enslaves women. Maybe it does, but there are more subtle considerations at play here.
For one thing, shedding the burka will play hell with the imaginations of Muslim men who become aroused by a sack of rags that might be concealing a woman. I know that sounds far-fetched until you put it in perspective this way: An amorously inclined Western woman calls upon Victoria’s Secret if she wants to arouse her man, but when a Muslim woman tells her man she’s going to slip into something comfortable she dives under a burka. Conclusion: Burkas must be an arousal tool in the Muslim world.
And let’s not forget a Muslim Don Juan laying his best Saturday night moves on a burka —— then coming up with a handful of testicles when it’s time to do some business. Maybe that’s why Muslim men are so damned angry.
On the downside, Democrats will probably come up with a program to compensate cross-dressers in Muslim countries if the burka is done away with? New wardrobes are far from cheap.
Shedding the burkas also poses a great danger. Muslim clerics from the old school won’t be able to handle the overload when the streets are full of attractive women wearing miniskirts. The anti-burka crowd better go easy because Muslim fanatics are still living in the sixteenth century anyway.
Finally, I sense a perverse connection between the burka and liberalism’s aversion to physical beauty. Muslim bow-wows love their burkas just as Socialist bow-wows can be as dumb as dishwater, but love occupying the highest positions in government and business anyway. The choice for Muslim men is simple: Hide all of the beautiful women under the burka, or turn the dogs loose in the Islamic world.
