Last Requests............

[random3434]

All of us will die some day. We think we'll start every article with that from now on, just to set the right tone. But death isn't all bad. Because in addition to ungrateful kids and a foul smell, you get to leave behind batshit insane requests that people pretty much have to honor.

13 Last Requests That Prove It's OK to Laugh at Dead People | Cracked.com

 

[Baruch Menachem]

It's their money.

But I still think I could find better uses for it.