Last night I vandalized my neighbors garden gnomes because those little statue bastards are racist!

[laffatlibs]

Tonight, I'm going after that concrete birdbath of his!

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

 

[RodISHI]

shame on you...

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

A house nearby has one of those old black jockey driveway ornaments, holding a lantern. He carved the hat brim down and repainted it to look like Spock from the Wrath of Khan movie.

I guess he's safe, unless Star Wars fans take offense.

 

[Pop23]

For some reason I'm actually OK with the OP.

 

[EverCurious]

True story - I'm a total gnome racist. My husband brought one home and I threw it in the wood stove. Now he and the kids threaten to buy it every time we a gnome and I tell them they better rent guards or it won't make it through the night.

 

[Lewdog]

I'm forwarding this thread to the FBI.

 

[Pop23]

I'm forwarding this thread to the FBI.

For some reason I'm actually OK with this posting.

 

[Pop23]

True story - I'm a total gnome racist. My husband brought one home and I threw it in the wood stove. Now he and the kids threaten to buy it every time we a gnome and I tell them they better rent guards or it won't make it through the night.

Disturbing. Cool, but disturbing at the same time.

 

[fncceo]

Gnomes are evil. Just like their friends, the Commie Smurfs.

 

[EverCurious]

True story - I'm a total gnome racist. My husband brought one home and I threw it in the wood stove. Now he and the kids threaten to buy it every time we a gnome and I tell them they better rent guards or it won't make it through the night.

Disturbing. Cool, but disturbing at the same time.

I hate flamingos even more, don't ask what I did to them...

 

[Lewdog]

True story - I'm a total gnome racist. My husband brought one home and I threw it in the wood stove. Now he and the kids threaten to buy it every time we a gnome and I tell them they better rent guards or it won't make it through the night.

Disturbing. Cool, but disturbing at the same time.

I hate flamingos even more, don't ask what I did to them...

You live in a Gingerbread house don't you?

 

[EverCurious]

True story - I'm a total gnome racist. My husband brought one home and I threw it in the wood stove. Now he and the kids threaten to buy it every time we a gnome and I tell them they better rent guards or it won't make it through the night.

Disturbing. Cool, but disturbing at the same time.

I hate flamingos even more, don't ask what I did to them...

You live in a Gingerbread house don't you?

Hmm that depends on if you mean the architectural style of decorations on Victorians, or the Hansel and Gretel style which was an English Tudor w/thatch. My home is a French Tudor revival which is similar...

 

[Lewdog]

True story - I'm a total gnome racist. My husband brought one home and I threw it in the wood stove. Now he and the kids threaten to buy it every time we a gnome and I tell them they better rent guards or it won't make it through the night.

Disturbing. Cool, but disturbing at the same time.

I hate flamingos even more, don't ask what I did to them...

You live in a Gingerbread house don't you?

Hmm that depends on if you mean the architectural style of decorations on Victorians, or the Hansel and Gretel style which was an English Tudor w/thatch. My home is a French Tudor revival which is similar...

I was referring more to your use of burning victims in your stove.

 

[EverCurious]

True story - I'm a total gnome racist. My husband brought one home and I threw it in the wood stove. Now he and the kids threaten to buy it every time we a gnome and I tell them they better rent guards or it won't make it through the night.

Disturbing. Cool, but disturbing at the same time.

I hate flamingos even more, don't ask what I did to them...

You live in a Gingerbread house don't you?

Hmm that depends on if you mean the architectural style of decorations on Victorians, or the Hansel and Gretel style which was an English Tudor w/thatch. My home is a French Tudor revival which is similar...

I was referring more to your use of burning victims in your stove.

Well ya know, the witch /was/ planning to throw Hansel and Gretel in the oven... True story - I can burn water.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Tonight, I'm going after that concrete birdbath of his!

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

Maybe you should try and get a girlfriend ?

 

[Pop23]

True story - I'm a total gnome racist. My husband brought one home and I threw it in the wood stove. Now he and the kids threaten to buy it every time we a gnome and I tell them they better rent guards or it won't make it through the night.

Disturbing. Cool, but disturbing at the same time.

I hate flamingos even more, don't ask what I did to them...

I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT!

 

[Pop23]

Tonight, I'm going after that concrete birdbath of his!

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

Maybe you should try and get a girlfriend ?

Irony is, well.........

Ironic.

 

[EverCurious]

True story - I'm a total gnome racist. My husband brought one home and I threw it in the wood stove. Now he and the kids threaten to buy it every time we a gnome and I tell them they better rent guards or it won't make it through the night.

Disturbing. Cool, but disturbing at the same time.

I hate flamingos even more, don't ask what I did to them...

I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT!

If you're wearing pink feathers... you should never sleep again. ~Muhahahaha~