A successful businessman Mr Smith flew to Las Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round flight ticket. All he needed to do was somehow get to the airport, and then he’d be home-free.
So he went out to the front of the hell ( casino) where there was a taxi waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the taxi driver. He promised to send the driver money from home. Mr Smith offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc…
The driver said, ”If you don’t have twenty dollars, get the hell out of my car!”
One year later, Mr Smith having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Las Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a taxi back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. So the businessman Smith was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
Smith thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
Smith got in the first taxi in the line, ”How much for a ride to the airport,” he asked?
”Twenty bucks,” driver replied.
”And how much for you to give me oral sex on the way?”
”What did you say ?! Get the hell out of my car.”
Mr Smith got into the back of each taxi in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, ”How much for a ride to the airport?”
The taxi driver replied, ”Twenty bucks.”
Mr Smith said, ”OK,” and off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of taxis, Smith gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each of the other drivers.
So he went out to the front of the hell ( casino) where there was a taxi waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the taxi driver. He promised to send the driver money from home. Mr Smith offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc…
The driver said, ”If you don’t have twenty dollars, get the hell out of my car!”
One year later, Mr Smith having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Las Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a taxi back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. So the businessman Smith was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
Smith thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
Smith got in the first taxi in the line, ”How much for a ride to the airport,” he asked?
”Twenty bucks,” driver replied.
”And how much for you to give me oral sex on the way?”
”What did you say ?! Get the hell out of my car.”
Mr Smith got into the back of each taxi in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, ”How much for a ride to the airport?”
The taxi driver replied, ”Twenty bucks.”
Mr Smith said, ”OK,” and off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of taxis, Smith gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each of the other drivers.
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