~Lardass~

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    Dabs ~Unpredictable~

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    A guy is walking around in a supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?" A store
    clerk says to him, "Sir, the Crisco is in Aisle Five." He says, "I'm not looking
    for cooking Crisco, I'm calling my wife." The clerk says, "Your wife is named
    Crisco'?" He says, "No, I only call her that in public." The clerk says, "What
    do you call her when you're home?" He says, "Lard ass."
     

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