Land of the Free

[xotoxi]

No skateboarding

 

[Modbert]

Land of the Big Mac and Home of the Whopper.

 

[MIPS]

No smoking
No drinking
no drugs except FDA approved conformity-brainwashing drugs
No sex outside wedlock
No red meat
No fossil fuels
No bad cholesterol
No watering your damned lawn
No civil discourse involving opposing political ideology
No God


Yeah ...

LOL, according to progressives you are

* Free to do whatever they say you can do
* Free to say anything that doesn't disagree with their point of view
* Free to dispose of your own property however they choose to do it for you

So as you can see, in progressive la-la-land we have complete and total freedom, unless of course you disagree with them in which case you are either a racist, a nazi, a "brown shirt" or just plain crazy.