Lamaze classes

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    The room was full of pregnant women with their partners and the instructor was in full swing.the instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.


    She said "ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.


    Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier!"


    she looked at the men in the room, "and gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together --- it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her."the room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.


    "yes?" answered the teacher.


    "i was just wondering. Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
     
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    how old is that joke? older than both of you put together i would say

    i took lamaze classes what a bunch of mal....breath thru it my ass...
     
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    Actually, all three of mine were delivered by prepared childbirth and at that time it was rare that the father was even allowed in the delivery room.
     
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    i'm a firm believer in epidurals. :lol:
     
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    For the man??!! :eek:
     
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