Lady Gaga Parody: Racist Humor!

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWlkwT_xyg&feature=related]Lady Gaga Alejandro PARODY Taquitos [/ame]

    Set to the tune of Lady Gaga's "Alejandro":

    K? Aloha, You can call me Alejandro Whereizwaldo
    Three time Latino Grammy winner
    Two time political prisoner, Peru

    South of Texas is a place that's
    Called Mexico (Called Mehico)
    And it goes from California to Brazil (Hell yeah)

    They like nachos (And wear ponchos)
    And play bongos (And like tacos)
    And all other types of food from Taco Bell (I like those quesidillas)

    Life is nice, south of the border
    But they go to Arizona (Arizona)
    To fall asleep in the truck on the lawn (that I payed them to mow!)

    The Mexicans, are just the same as normal people
    They brought cocaine here from the rain forests,
    that we stole from them (Give it back)
    They all can read
    They like to read, great works of literature,
    Like Malcolm X and The Fountain Head
    And Where Is Waldo?

    Taquitos!
    Twenty seconds in the microwave, that's all
    Spicy chicken, jalapeno, taquitos,
    Makes the bitches and the hoes take off their clothes
    Do the Samba,
    Ay caramba!
    Taquitos (with cilantro)
    Get your diarrhea all over your clothes

    Jalepenos
    Here's a napkin,
    you can crap in

    They were Mayans,
    and then Mexicans
    And then Latins
    Then back to Mexicans
    And their calendar,
    says that the world will end (in twenty-twelve)

    So not to be racist, but it makes sense,
    That if they think the world will end,
    That some of them, don't never pay their bills
    (How's that racist? They're not even black)

    Thank you, drive through, here's your order
    Would you like two more, for quarter?
    No thanks, I'll just have a cup of water
    And Oh, yeah, this is all to go

    The Mexican's land was taken,
    from them by the Gringos
    If they'd been Indians,
    they'd been given small pox and casinos

    Nacho Libre,
    was kinda gay
    I don't even like Jack Black
    Well he's OK, but overrated,
    That's just me though

    Taquitos!
    You can grab a couple extra for your bros
    Let's take Sancho,
    to the gun show
    Taquitos, black people are the best at the basketball
    Alejandro, Whereizwaldo
    Javier

    Now you can see, man,
    why I sing for revolucion in Argentina in Nicaragua,
    And Puerto Rico

    You know that thing, they put on trucks, to make them shits look brand new
    Yeah, well that thing
    It has a name. It is Bondo

    The Mexicans, are no different than other types of people
    They like to sit, out on the porch
    Instead of drugs, they sell oranges

    They all can read
    They like to read, great works of literature,
    Like War & Peace, and Who Moved The Cheese?,
    and Where Is Waldo?

    Taquitos!
    Twenty seconds in the microwave, that's all
    I'm a Gringo, let's play bingo
    Taquitos, with salantro and some packets of hot sauce
    Habenero, for dinnero

    The Mexicans, are just the same as normal people
    They brought cocaine here from the rainforests,
    that we stole from them
    They all can read
    They like to read, great works of literature,
    Like Malcolm X and The Fountain Head
    And Where Is Waldo?
     
    Last edited: Oct 1, 2011

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