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  1. random3434
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    Pass this on to all of the females you care about.
    Crucial
    Because of recent abductions
    in daylight hours, refresh yourself
    of these things to do
    in an emergency situation...
    This is for you,
    and for you to share
    with your wife,
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    your children,
    everyone you know.
    After reading these 9 crucial tips,
    forward them to someone you care about.
    It never hurts to be careful
    in this crazy world we live in.

    1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :
    The elbow is the strongest point
    on your body.
    If you are close enough to use it, do!

    2. Learned this from a tourist guide
    in New Orleans
    If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,
    DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM .
    Toss it away from you....
    chances are that he is more interested
    in your wallet and/or purse&nbs p;than you,
    and he will go for the wallet/purse.
    RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
    3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,
    kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole
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    and start waving like crazy.
    The driver won't see you, but everybody else will.
    This has saved lives.

    4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars
    after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit
    (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.
    DON'T DO THIS!)
    The predator will be watching you, and this
    is the perfect opportunity for him=2 0to get in
    on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
    and tell you where to go.
    AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,
    LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

    If someone
    is in the car
    with a gun
    to your head
    DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
    repeat:
    DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
    Instead gun the engine
    and speed into anything, wrecking the car.
    Your Air Bag will save you.
    If the person is in the back seat
    they will get the worst of it ;.
    As soon as the car crashes
    bail out and run.
    It is better than having them fin d your body
    in a remote location.

    5. A few notes about getting
    into your car in a parking lot,
    or parking garage:
    A.) Be aware:
    look around you,
    look into your car,
    at the passenger side floor ,
    and in the back seat
    B.) If you are parked next to a big van,
    enter your car f rom the passenger door.
    Most serial killers attack their victims
    by pulling them into their vans while the women
    are attempting to get into their cars.
    C.) Look at the car
    parked on the driver's side of your vehicle,
    and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone
    in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back
    into the mall, or work, and get a
    guard/policeman to walk you back out.
    IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

    6. ALWAYS take the elevator
    instead of the stairs.
    (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone
    and the perfect crime spot.
    This is especially true at NIGHT!)

    7. If the predator has a gun
    and you are not under his control,
    ALWAYS RUN!
    The predator will only hit you (a running target)
    4 in 100 times; And even then,
    it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.
    RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

    8. As women, we are always trying
    to be sympathetic:
    STOP
    It may get you raped, or killed.
    Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,
    well educated man, who ALWAYS played
    on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.
    He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often
    asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle,
    which is when he abducted
    his next victim.
    9. Another Safety Point:
    Someone just told me that her friend heard
    a crying baby on her porch the night before last,
    and she called the police because it was late
    and she thought it was weird. The police told her
    'Whatever you do, DO NOT
    open the door.'
    The lady then said that it sounded like the baby
    had crawled near a window, and she was worried
    that it would crawl to the street and get run over.
    The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way,< /FONT>
    whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'
    He told her that they think a serial killer
    has a baby's cry=2 0recorded and uses it to coax
    women out of their homes thinking that someone
    dropped off a baby He said they have not verified it,
    but have had several calls by women saying that
    they hear baby's cries outside their doors
    when they're home alone at night.

    Please pass this on and DO NOT ope n the door
    for a crying baby ----
    This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because
    the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on
    America 's Most Wanted this past Saturday when the y profiled
    the serial killer in Louisiana
     
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    snopes.com: Nine Safety Tips

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    call me old fashioned...call me what you will...i rarely leave the house unescorted...i do go to work alone...but other than that...i will wait for someone to go with me...to go shopping etc. i grew up in a very dangerous area...i simply learned quickly there is safely in numbers..i live in a very safe area now but still hold to behavior i learned early.

    women tend to not be aware of their surroundings..always be aware of your surroundings...if something doesnt "seem right" go with that gut feeling...so what that you feel foolish having a guard escort you to your car...better foolish than hurt...just dont take the chances...if something spooks you...go back into the store or whatever.

    men are not the enemy here....a lady friend and i were in trouble once...broad daylight...a guy was following us...and it got freaky...the only men we see are two large burly bikers....we simply walked up to them and said..this guy is following us and we are scared...no more had to be said.. so take the best course of action for your situation...try to avoid trouble at all cost but keep your head if trouble does find you.

    i have to go with the advice...dont get in the car...dont..fight like hell right then..cause once you are in that car....it aint gonna get any better....fight or flight is the rule..if you cant flight....you got to fight...and fight like your damned life depends on it..go for the eyes with your fingers or keys...and do it with a passion...scream fire....always scream fire...dont ask me why...once it becomes fight....do it...dont hesitate...dont worry about being right..fight like a hellbitch.
     
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    Editec's Nine Common Sense Tips for Woman

    1. Don't be a woman, but if you absoutely must be, be a mannish woman -- preferably a really big one with muscles that ripple like steel cables they use to keep the Golden Gate bridge dry.

    2. Shoot first, shoot often, and don't stop shooting till everyone within sight is down, and ask questions never. Reload if necessary, or carry mulitple weapons. Remember head shots score bonus points.

    3. Never leave your home alone.

    4. Never stay at home alone.

    5. Don't trust anyone who is willing to stay at home with you, or go someplace with you either. (see number 2. If you realize that you are home alone with only one person or going someplace alone...with only one person, remember, a dead society is a polite society)

    6. Never answer your door. Hell, better yet, don't even have a door. Have a drawbridge and moat...one with alligators.

    7. Before you get into your car, spray it with automatic weapons fire. Just to be on the safe side, spin around and spray the whole parking lot.

    8. If your abducter tells you to get into the trunk, demand to be tied to the roofrack. If you abductor objects, demand another abductor.

    9. If you hear a baby crying on your front porch. Shoot through the door until it stops crying, then call the police. Then keep shooting till somebody shoots back. That'll be the police you called, so then it will be perfectly safe to leave your house.
     
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    lol, you are a nut!
     

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