Know Your Town Hall Mob Agitators!

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    OMG This is TOO funny. Make sure and check out the pics in the article.


    Know Your Town Hall Mob Agitators!

    By Linda Douglass
    Deputy Assistant Under-Minister of Truth
    White House Health Care Task Force

    Greetings citizen! By now you may have heard scattered rumors of state and party officials encountering reactionary resistors at local health care reform information programs. Do not be alarmed, for our 5-year plan for citizen health proceeds without delay. Remain stalwart! The truth can be told at last, that these so-called "protests" are merely the desperate rear flank mob actions of dead-end bandits and saboteurs in the pay of enemy insurance agents.

    Pay them no heed, for these outside agitators in no way represent any threat to our great patriotic push forward for increased citizen heathfulness! These well-dressed prep school gangsters of reaction seek only to frighten and demoralize and intimidate you, with their confusing "facts" and hob-nailed Sperry Topsiders. Unfortunately they are joined in conspiracy by a well-financed network of unlicensed blogs and talk radio traitors, who exaggerate their numbers and percolate disinformation -- even cleverly staged YouTube videos of an impostor President Obama saying "quotes"!

    Remain strong, citizen, for the day of their comeuppance is near! Patriotic spontaneous volunteers from MoveOn.org, Organizing For America, HCAN, SEIU, AFSCME, ACORN, NPR, and MSNBC have all pledged independent grassroots efforts to spread the word about the health-hating tricksters and their transparent astroturf agitation campaign!

    iowahawk: Know Your Town Hall Mob Agitators!
     
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    great use of what ....semanitics...citizen? where has that been heard before? and how do they define the concept of a citizen?
     
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    It's a satirical piece so I don't think they're really interested in doing much more than exposing the current administration hypocrisy in whining that they're facing "well financed organized mobs", as opposed to the poor, spontaneous grassroots efforts put out by health care supporters.


    Damn.. I STILL can't figure out how to take pictures from a website and add them to my post. :mad:
     
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    Remain strong, citizen, for the day of their comeuppance is near! Patriotic spontaneous volunteers from MoveOn.org, Organizing For America, HCAN, SEIU, AFSCME, ACORN, NPR, and MSNBC have all pledged independent grassroots efforts to spread the word about the health-hating tricksters and their transparent astroturf agitation campaign!

    hahaha
     

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