Kissed my 46th girl today! How many girls have you guys kissed?

[imisslily]

I kissed an African girl today on the lips. Her name was Ivy!
She is my 46th kiss

how many girls have you guys kissed

 

[Marion Morrison]

Err..more than that.


Was it a white or black African girl?

I've kissed a white African woman, I suppose that's their way.

 

[SweetSue92]

I kissed an African girl today on the lips. Her name was Ivy!
She is my 46th kiss

how many girls have you guys kissed

Ummmm.....

Let's see. My mother, on the cheek.

My daughter. Ohhhh baby kisses. But she's long since not been a baby.

That's it. No other girls.

Did I kill the thread?

 

[sparky]

seriously.....

 

[Marion Morrison]

I kissed an African girl today on the lips. Her name was Ivy!
She is my 46th kiss

how many girls have you guys kissed

Ummmm.....

Let's see. My mother, on the cheek.

My daughter. Ohhhh baby kisses. But she's long since not been a baby.

That's it. No other girls.

Did I kill the thread?

You must have a small family. My family is huge. And then, we used to play spin the bottle in the neighborhood with 5 sisters...and a few neighbor girls. The neighborhood family was pretty big, too.

Truth or Dare? There was this redhead with 3" nipples, just naturally buxom, omg she was hot!

 

[Windparadox]

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What kind of screwball counts their kisses?

 

[SweetSue92]

I kissed an African girl today on the lips. Her name was Ivy!
She is my 46th kiss

how many girls have you guys kissed

Ummmm.....

Let's see. My mother, on the cheek.

My daughter. Ohhhh baby kisses. But she's long since not been a baby.

That's it. No other girls.

Did I kill the thread?

You must have a small family. My family is huge. And then, we used to play spin the bottle in the neighborhood with 5 sisters...and a few neighbor girls. The neighborhood family was pretty big, too.

Truth or Dare? There was this redhead with 3" nipples, just naturally buxom, omg she was hot!

In all honesty I think I kissed my grandmas on the cheek too.

Okay the chick with breasts that big--first thought is, if she's not wearing a supportive bra from the time she's 13, by the time she's my age, those puppies be hanging to her knees. That's my thought.

I can't help it, I'm such a mom.

 

[Erinwltr]

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What kind of screwball counts their kisses?

I know, right? Maybe someone that can't get laid for one reason or another? I dunno. Seems really puerile to me especially for a 26 year old man.

 

[Moonglow]

I kissed an African girl today on the lips. Her name was Ivy!
She is my 46th kiss

how many girls have you guys kissed

How many were bearded clams?

 

[Marion Morrison]

I kissed an African girl today on the lips. Her name was Ivy!
She is my 46th kiss

how many girls have you guys kissed

How many were bearded clams?

26-ish? I don't like those innies. Little half a button, women that have that may be fantastic women, but I like a pronounced one. My's ex's bff that married my friend, hers is like..an inch. Yeah..I like it like that.

Ya just can't get a half a button in between your lips.

 

[mudwhistle]

I kissed an African girl today on the lips. Her name was Ivy!
She is my 46th kiss

how many girls have you guys kissed

This is a bad time of the year to be swapping spit.

 

[caddo kid]

I kissed an African girl today on the lips. Her name was Ivy!
She is my 46th kiss

how many girls have you guys kissed

Did anyone have to sign a NDA?

 

[Marion Morrison]

I kissed an African girl today on the lips. Her name was Ivy!
She is my 46th kiss

how many girls have you guys kissed

This is a bad time of the year to be swapping spit.

Zomg! Better get your senior flu vaccine.

PS: Don't do it.

I have never gotten a flu vaccination. Not since I was 15

Somebody remembered that a couple days ago.

I went to my cousin's wedding reception.

We all got the flu that day.

Except her brother and husband.

She spent the next day in the bed she grew up in next to her sister(yeah, her "wedding night"). I'm in her brother's room, hoping I make it to the toilet and puke in the bathtub, and that the girls aren't in there, and her brother is hanging out with her husband.

That flu was so bad, I got over it, and I am now immune.

Stick your vaccinations where the sun don't shine, baby.

 

[imisslily]

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What kind of screwball counts their kisses?

I know, right? Maybe someone that can't get laid for one reason or another? I dunno. Seems really puerile to me especially for a 26 year old man.

ive had raw anal sex with 34 girls
ive also been a victim of attempted rape by a woman and threatened with rape and had my ass grabbed

 

[Sunni Man]

When my family was stationed in Alaska I rubbed noses with an Eskimo girl.

Does that count as a kiss?? ...

 

[miketx]

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What kind of screwball counts their kisses?

I know, right? Maybe someone that can't get laid for one reason or another? I dunno. Seems really puerile to me especially for a 26 year old man.

ive had raw anal sex with 34 girls
ive also been a victim of attempted rape by a woman and threatened with rape and had my ass grabbed

Raw anal sex you say? Perhaps they only identified as "girls".

 

[Marion Morrison]

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What kind of screwball counts their kisses?

I know, right? Maybe someone that can't get laid for one reason or another? I dunno. Seems really puerile to me especially for a 26 year old man.

ive had raw anal sex with 34 girls
ive also been a victim of attempted rape by a woman and threatened with rape and had my ass grabbed

Yeah, hereforeafter, your name is "shitdick", K?

 

[Marion Morrison]

I stuck it my gf's pooper one time in the dark by accident. The smell never escapes you. She got mad, too.

I didn't mean to do that, baby, I was just trying to get up in there.

Ah well. tomorrow is another day. I'm sorry.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

I kissed an African girl today on the lips. Her name was Ivy!
She is my 46th kiss

how many girls have you guys kissed

I have kissed the same girl for the last 32 years. I am not out to make a stat that I cant find the right girl, I am out to make the stat that we can live together for 100 years.. Beat that one....

 

[blastoff]

Are we just counting on the lips?