Kim Jong Un fears GOP tax bill makes his plans to destroy US redundant

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    Republicans will take care of that! :cool:

    PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—Kim Jong Un is concerned that his long-standing plan to destroy the United States has been made totally irrelevant by the Republican tax bill moving through the Senate, a source close to the North Korean dictator said on Friday.

    The source, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said that Kim fears that his scheme to turn the United States into an uninhabitable hellhole has been to a large extent upstaged by a similar proposal from congressional Republicans.

    “You have to understand, destroying America is something that Kim and his family have been plotting for decades,” the source said. “To see the Republicans swoop in at the last second and basically steal that idea—it’s got to hurt.”

    According to the source, Kim has been watching C-span non-stop, praying that the Republicans’ plan to end life as Americans know it might come undone at the last moment, but he is “not getting his hopes up.”

    “After having such a wonderful missile test, he should be on top of the world this week,” the source said. “Instead, he’s afraid that all his hard work has been for nothing. He now understands why so many Americans despise the Republicans.”​

    Kim Jong Un Fears That G.O.P. Tax Bill Makes His Plan to Destroy the U.S. Redundant
     
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    LOL!

    That's good. It's "late night" good even.
     
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    You people are real idiots.
    Trump 2017...2018...2019...
    I resent your shadow government interference. Stop trying to screw this country over because your candidate lost. You, Hitlery, Jane Fonda and Obama should move to NoKo. They love all things unAmerican...
     
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    What in God's name are you talking about? :confused-84:
     
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    let's see:
    You people are idiots.> Self explanatory.
    2017, 18, 19.. > Years Trump will still be President.
    shadow government. > Who is paying for and organizing this phony resistance you cling to.
    You, Jane, obama> should move to a country that has no Trump.
    NoKo>North Korea.
    K?
     
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    No not "K" - you're yammering about nonsensical nothingness Trumpling.

    And we're likely be rid of the international embarrassment of Donnie Dotard on fairly short order :wink:
     

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