Kim Jong Un admits that he's just using Trump to meet Stormy Daniels!

[DrLove]

Now everything makes sense!

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—Kim Jong Un has revealed to close associates that he has offered to meet Donald J. Trump only as a means of achieving his real goal: meeting the former adult-film star Stormy Daniels.

A confidant of the North Korean dictator said that Kim revealed his true intentions behind the Trump invitation at a high-level government meeting on Thursday night. “Kim said that he was a big fan of Stormy’s, and he decided that meeting with Trump would be a ‘necessary evil’ if he wanted a chance to meet her,” the confidant said.

According to the confidant, Kim first attempted to arrange a meeting with Daniels through his close friend, the former N.B.A. player Dennis Rodman, “but, when Dennis said that he didn’t know Stormy, Kim was, like, ‘Oh, well, I guess I’ll have to go through Trump, then.’ ”

Kim reportedly is prepared to use whatever leverage is necessary to force Trump to broker the meeting with the erstwhile porn performer. “If Kim doesn’t get to meet Stormy, the missile tests resume,” the confidant said.

When told about Kim’s real reason for offering to meet with Trump, a White House aide initially expressed shock, but then added, “Now everything makes sense.”​

Kim Jong Un Reveals He Is Just Using Trump to Meet Stormy Daniels

 

[Not2BSubjugated]

Now everything makes sense!

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—Kim Jong Un has revealed to close associates that he has offered to meet Donald J. Trump only as a means of achieving his real goal: meeting the former adult-film star Stormy Daniels.

A confidant of the North Korean dictator said that Kim revealed his true intentions behind the Trump invitation at a high-level government meeting on Thursday night. “Kim said that he was a big fan of Stormy’s, and he decided that meeting with Trump would be a ‘necessary evil’ if he wanted a chance to meet her,” the confidant said.

According to the confidant, Kim first attempted to arrange a meeting with Daniels through his close friend, the former N.B.A. player Dennis Rodman, “but, when Dennis said that he didn’t know Stormy, Kim was, like, ‘Oh, well, I guess I’ll have to go through Trump, then.’ ”

Kim reportedly is prepared to use whatever leverage is necessary to force Trump to broker the meeting with the erstwhile porn performer. “If Kim doesn’t get to meet Stormy, the missile tests resume,” the confidant said.

When told about Kim’s real reason for offering to meet with Trump, a White House aide initially expressed shock, but then added, “Now everything makes sense.”​

Kim Jong Un Reveals He Is Just Using Trump to Meet Stormy Daniels

Now, I'm not gonna say that I know this to be false, because I obviously don't.

However, it's been my experience that when someone blinks during a staring contest, then claims that the blink was something other than them flinching first and conceding the dominant position in the contest of will, that explanation tends to be somewhat less than reliable.

In simpler terms, if you tell me AFTER losing a footrace that you had a pulled hammy, I generally call bullshit.

 

[Mousterian]

They can have a hair-gel slime-off.

 

[DrLove]

Now, I'm not gonna say that I know this to be false, because I obviously don't.

However, it's been my experience that when someone blinks during a staring contest, then claims that the blink was something other than them flinching first and conceding the dominant position in the contest of will, that explanation tends to be somewhat less than reliable.

In simpler terms, if you tell me AFTER losing a footrace that you had a pulled hammy, I generally call bullshit.

Tramplings don't understand satire - Pathetic and Sad

 

[sealybobo]

Now everything makes sense!

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—Kim Jong Un has revealed to close associates that he has offered to meet Donald J. Trump only as a means of achieving his real goal: meeting the former adult-film star Stormy Daniels.

A confidant of the North Korean dictator said that Kim revealed his true intentions behind the Trump invitation at a high-level government meeting on Thursday night. “Kim said that he was a big fan of Stormy’s, and he decided that meeting with Trump would be a ‘necessary evil’ if he wanted a chance to meet her,” the confidant said.

According to the confidant, Kim first attempted to arrange a meeting with Daniels through his close friend, the former N.B.A. player Dennis Rodman, “but, when Dennis said that he didn’t know Stormy, Kim was, like, ‘Oh, well, I guess I’ll have to go through Trump, then.’ ”

Kim reportedly is prepared to use whatever leverage is necessary to force Trump to broker the meeting with the erstwhile porn performer. “If Kim doesn’t get to meet Stormy, the missile tests resume,” the confidant said.

When told about Kim’s real reason for offering to meet with Trump, a White House aide initially expressed shock, but then added, “Now everything makes sense.”​

Kim Jong Un Reveals He Is Just Using Trump to Meet Stormy Daniels

He really wants to sleep with Ivanka. The alt right are furious trump gave Ivanka to a Jew so it’s not a stretch that he would hand over his daughter. It’s all in his book the art of the deal. Have you read it? Scoundral

 

[xyz]

They can have a hair-gel slime-off.

You can switch their hair and clothes, but the hand size is obviously wrong.

 

[longknife]

Now everything makes sense!

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—Kim Jong Un has revealed to close associates that he has offered to meet Donald J. Trump only as a means of achieving his real goal: meeting the former adult-film star Stormy Daniels.

A confidant of the North Korean dictator said that Kim revealed his true intentions behind the Trump invitation at a high-level government meeting on Thursday night. “Kim said that he was a big fan of Stormy’s, and he decided that meeting with Trump would be a ‘necessary evil’ if he wanted a chance to meet her,” the confidant said.

According to the confidant, Kim first attempted to arrange a meeting with Daniels through his close friend, the former N.B.A. player Dennis Rodman, “but, when Dennis said that he didn’t know Stormy, Kim was, like, ‘Oh, well, I guess I’ll have to go through Trump, then.’ ”

Kim reportedly is prepared to use whatever leverage is necessary to force Trump to broker the meeting with the erstwhile porn performer. “If Kim doesn’t get to meet Stormy, the missile tests resume,” the confidant said.

When told about Kim’s real reason for offering to meet with Trump, a White House aide initially expressed shock, but then added, “Now everything makes sense.”​

Kim Jong Un Reveals He Is Just Using Trump to Meet Stormy Daniels

 

[Not2BSubjugated]

Now, I'm not gonna say that I know this to be false, because I obviously don't.

However, it's been my experience that when someone blinks during a staring contest, then claims that the blink was something other than them flinching first and conceding the dominant position in the contest of will, that explanation tends to be somewhat less than reliable.

In simpler terms, if you tell me AFTER losing a footrace that you had a pulled hammy, I generally call bullshit.

Tramplings don't understand satire - Pathetic and Sad

Fair enough that I got fooled into thinking this was serious. Probably should've clicked on the link to see where this was sourced.

The question remains, however, whether the issue was my inability to differentiate satire from genuine sentiment, or whether the level of Trump hysteria on the left has gotten so severe as to be indistinguishable from satire.