AtlantaWalter
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Enjoy the answers given by elementary school age
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>children to the
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>following questions:
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>Why did God make mothers?
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>1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch
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>tape is.
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>2. Mostly to clean the house.
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>3. To help us out of there when we were getting
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>born.
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>
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>How did God make mothers?
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>1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
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>2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
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>3. God made my mom just the same like he made
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>me. He just used bigger
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>parts
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>What ingredients are mothers made of?
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>1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel
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>hair and everything nice in
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>the world and one dab of mean.
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>2. They had to get their start from men's bones.
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>Then they mostly use
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>string. I think.
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>Why did God give you your mother and not some
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>other mom?
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>1. We're related.
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>2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other
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>people's moms like me.
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>What kind of little girl was your mom?
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>1. My mom has always been my mom and none of
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>that other stuff.
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>2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my
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>guess would be pretty bossy.
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>3. They say she used to be nice.
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>
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>What did mom need to know about dad before she
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>married him?
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>1. His last name.
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>2. She had to know his background. Like is he a
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>crook? Does he get drunk
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>on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did
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>he say NO to drugs and
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>YES to chores.
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>Why did your mom marry your dad?
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>1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.
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>And my mom eats a lot
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>2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
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>3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her
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>thinking cap on.
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>Who's the boss at your house?
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>1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to
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>because dad's such a
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>goofball.
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>2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She
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>sees the stuff under the bed.
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>3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a
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>lot more to do than dad.
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>What's the difference between moms and dads?
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>1. Moms work at work and work at home, and dads
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>just got to work at work.
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>2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without
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>scaring them.
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>3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have
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>all the real power cause
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>that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep
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>over at your friend's.
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>What does your mom do in her spare time?
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>1. Mothers don't do spare time.
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>2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day
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>long.
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>What would it take to make your mom perfect?
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>1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside,
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>I think some kind of
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>plastic surgery.
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>2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe
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>blue.
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>
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>If you could change one thing about your mom,
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>what would it be?
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>1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my
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>room clean. I'd get rid
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>of that.
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>2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know
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>it was my sister who did
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>it and not me.
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>
>
>children to the
>
>following questions:
>
>
>
>Why did God make mothers?
>
>1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch
>
>tape is.
>
>2. Mostly to clean the house.
>
>3. To help us out of there when we were getting
>
>born.
>
>
>
>How did God make mothers?
>
>1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
>
>2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
>
>3. God made my mom just the same like he made
>
>me. He just used bigger
>
>parts
>
>
>
>What ingredients are mothers made of?
>
>1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel
>
>hair and everything nice in
>
>the world and one dab of mean.
>
>2. They had to get their start from men's bones.
>
>Then they mostly use
>
>string. I think.
>
>
>
>Why did God give you your mother and not some
>
>other mom?
>
>1. We're related.
>
>2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other
>
>people's moms like me.
>
>
>
>What kind of little girl was your mom?
>
>1. My mom has always been my mom and none of
>
>that other stuff.
>
>2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my
>
>guess would be pretty bossy.
>
>3. They say she used to be nice.
>
>
>
>What did mom need to know about dad before she
>
>married him?
>
>1. His last name.
>
>2. She had to know his background. Like is he a
>
>crook? Does he get drunk
>
>on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did
>
>he say NO to drugs and
>
>YES to chores.
>
>
>
>Why did your mom marry your dad?
>
>1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.
>
>And my mom eats a lot
>
>2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
>
>3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her
>
>thinking cap on.
>
>
>
>Who's the boss at your house?
>
>1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to
>
>because dad's such a
>
>goofball.
>
>2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She
>
>sees the stuff under the bed.
>
>3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a
>
>lot more to do than dad.
>
>
>
>What's the difference between moms and dads?
>
>1. Moms work at work and work at home, and dads
>
>just got to work at work.
>
>2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without
>
>scaring them.
>
>3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have
>
>all the real power cause
>
>that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep
>
>over at your friend's.
>
>
>
>What does your mom do in her spare time?
>
>1. Mothers don't do spare time.
>
>2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day
>
>long.
>
>
>
>What would it take to make your mom perfect?
>
>1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside,
>
>I think some kind of
>
>plastic surgery.
>
>2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe
>
>blue.
>
>
>
>If you could change one thing about your mom,
>
>what would it be?
>
>1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my
>
>room clean. I'd get rid
>
>of that.
>
>2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know
>
>it was my sister who did
>
>it and not me.
>
>
