Kids & moms

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    Enjoy the answers given by elementary school age
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    >children to the
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    >following questions:
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    >Why did God make mothers?
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    >1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch
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    >tape is.
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    >2. Mostly to clean the house.
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    >3. To help us out of there when we were getting
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    >born.
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    >How did God make mothers?
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    >1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
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    >2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
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    >3. God made my mom just the same like he made
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    >me. He just used bigger
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    >parts
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    >What ingredients are mothers made of?
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    >1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel
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    >hair and everything nice in
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    >the world and one dab of mean.
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    >2. They had to get their start from men's bones.
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    >Then they mostly use
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    >string. I think.
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    >Why did God give you your mother and not some
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    >other mom?
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    >1. We're related.
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    >2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other
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    >people's moms like me.
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    >What kind of little girl was your mom?
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    >1. My mom has always been my mom and none of
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    >that other stuff.
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    >2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my
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    >guess would be pretty bossy.
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    >3. They say she used to be nice.
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    >What did mom need to know about dad before she
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    >married him?
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    >1. His last name.
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    >2. She had to know his background. Like is he a
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    >crook? Does he get drunk
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    >on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did
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    >he say NO to drugs and
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    >YES to chores.
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    >Why did your mom marry your dad?
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    >1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.
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    >And my mom eats a lot
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    >2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
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    >3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her
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    >thinking cap on.
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    >Who's the boss at your house?
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    >1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to
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    >because dad's such a
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    >goofball.
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    >2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She
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    >sees the stuff under the bed.
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    >3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a
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    >lot more to do than dad.
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    >What's the difference between moms and dads?
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    >1. Moms work at work and work at home, and dads
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    >just got to work at work.
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    >2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without
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    >scaring them.
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    >3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have
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    >all the real power cause
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    >that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep
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    >over at your friend's.
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    >What does your mom do in her spare time?
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    >1. Mothers don't do spare time.
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    >2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day
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    >long.
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    >What would it take to make your mom perfect?
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    >1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside,
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    >I think some kind of
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    >plastic surgery.
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    >2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe
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    >blue.
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    >If you could change one thing about your mom,
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    >what would it be?
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    >1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my
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    >room clean. I'd get rid
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    >of that.
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    >2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know
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    >it was my sister who did
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    >it and not me.
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