When is that 350-lb. fat pig going to have his second heart attack already? I was disgusted with Kevin Smith several years ago when he had this huge, attention-whoring media baby tantrum because Southwest Airlines made him buy a second seat for his "island unto himself" girth. So apparently it's Southwest's fault that this pachyderm couldn't put down the fucking knife and fork all his life and can't safely fit into one seat. Just another sniveling victim in our victim-packed society.