Keeping Up With The Clintons

[jwoodie]

Episode 1: Bill "accidentally" meets AG on the tarmac. Result: AG recuses herself from FBI whitewash.

Episode 2: Anthony Weiner is suddenly sexting again. Result; Huma Abedin scandal now on back page.

Episode 3: Huma announces she is gay. Result: She is now protected from criticism about the Clinton Foundation and her ties to Muslim extremists.

Episode 4: Hillary refuses to answer questions about her own sexual orientation. Result: She claims invasion of her privacy and links this to investigation of her emails. Also distances her from Bill's indiscretions.

Episode 5: Hillary names Huma to a top position in her administration. Result: Shores up wavering support in the gay community and contrasts her with Trump as a homophobic bigot.

Get it?

 

[jwoodie]

Episode 6: Hillary pays prostitutes to claim Trump drugged and beat them: Result: He should not even be considered to be President.

Conclusion: There is only one person who is qualified to lead this Great Nation: HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON!

and the masses will cheer...

 

[jwoodie]

Episode 6: Hillary pays prostitutes to claim Trump drugged and beat them: Result: He should not even be considered to be President.

Here you go:

A lawsuit accusing Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump of raping a 13-year-old girl has been refiled in Manhattan federal court by an attorney....It accuses Trump of rape, sexual misconduct, criminal sexual acts, sexual abuse, forcible touching, assault, battery, intentional and reckless infliction of emotional distress, duress and false imprisonment. The accuser is seeking $75,000 in damages, plus attorneys fees....“The allegations are not only categorically false, but disgusting at the highest level and clearly framed to solicit media attention or, perhaps, are simply politically motivated,” Trump told the tabloid website Radar Online, the first publication to report on the lawsuit. “There is absolutely no merit to these allegations. Period.”...Trump is now also being sued for defamation for that statement. Trump’s attorneys have threatened to take action against Meagher over the lawsuit. Donald Trump Again Accused of Rape in New Federal Lawsuit [DOCUMENTS]

HILLARY IS PLAYING YOU MORONS LIKE A VIOLIN